There have been a few complaints regarding the lack of activity on this blog.

But have no fear! This blog is merely chucking a Snow White; anticipating its revival by a hunk in a trunk. Tonight, I guess I shall be that hunk.

So what have I been up to lately?

1. I have been ‘chilling’ with my boyfriend, Mr. Study. To say that it is a dysfunctional relationship would be the understatement of the year. I really want to tell him that it is not working between us, but he’s transferring $92340930948394 billion to my bank account soon so I’ll have to wait another month before I slay him.

2. I chanced upon this today J

And if this is what it takes
Just to lie with my mistakes
And live with what I did to you
All the hell I put you through
I always catch the clock
It’s 11:11
Now you wanna talk
Its not hard to dream..

See that? Eleven fucking eleven.

3. I have been reading Benjamin Law. For those who know me, I hate little kids. When I hear a kid scream, I have this incredible urge to stuff an apple in its mouth. There has only been 1 kid who I’ve liked over the past 18 years of my mundane existence and it’s this guy http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErMWX--UJZ4 because he’s SO ADORABLE! <3

I still remember a few years ago when my 3-year-old cousin asked me to play play-doh with her. Reluctantly I agreed, simply because I am a kind hearted individual like that. So off we went, exchanging niceties and playdoh alike. BUT, just as I finished my masterpiece, SHE TOOK IT AND CRUSHED IT MERCILESSLY WITH HER BARE HANDS! Needless to say, I rage quitted.

Anyways, back to Benjamin Law. According to Benjamin Law’s mom (not mum because it reminds me of Egyptian mummies), pregnancy is like “a man squeezing lemons out of his penis-hole”.

ARE YOU FREAKING SERIOUS? I am eternally scarred.

4. I have been mirin’ Brendon Urie. All you Baulko Boys should do this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3sA5plF6kE&ob=av3e. That gives “LIKE A BOSS” a whole new meaning.

5. When lame kids collect stamps, I collect ugly names. Obviously I’m not going to reveal my entire stash but the benchmark is like .. Eunice, Agatha, Bertie, Ronald, Augustus etc. Tell me if you know any!

6. Reading my grad notebook J. There were a few standout ones but I think Alvin deserves the Gold.

“I still remember how we met over me bagging you out on msn when I was going through an epic PMS stage… and how I kept catching you bitching about me AHAHA. You ought to make sure the person you’re talking about isn’t sitting behind you in your class!!”

– insert picture of him catching me bitching to Josh in the TLC –

LOL I’M SO SORRY ALVIN! FORGIVE ME!

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Kay ceebs anymore. Snow White can go back to being drunk like Wajaja.