And the Most Awkward Hugger Award goes to … JIMMY HUANG!

- Thunder of applause as the crowd goes wild –

Aw it’s okay. You can have my sympathy and endless laughter as a consolation prize.

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Today was the Prefect Inauguration assembly! T’was only a year ago when I strolled oh so casually towards Peiting to receive my call of duty, and today I became the very delivery girl that she was. As I forgot to pose, the perfect PR opportunity streaked by without a glance. Sigh, maybe next time. Those Kodak moments reminded me of presidential meetings whereby ambassadors impressed each other with flowery language, smiled through gritted teeth and shook hands with feigned sincerity. Yes, I love the Cold War.

Anyways, I got in touch with my Punjabi side today! An Asian girl doing Bollywood, aint that cool. Harchit taught me in my free so now I MIGHT be doing it + Tik Tok… although I think I look a whee bit odd while trying to “screw the light bulb” and “pat the dog.” Nonetheless, so pumped for Variety Night!