All in a day’s work.
Roll call:
Owner: Tina
Tasks:
1. Make an “I LOVE MAX FROM ‘THE WANTED’” poster, complete with a printed semi-naked picture of him.
2. Write an “explicit 2 page speech on Max’s hotness. Draw inspirations from the photo.” This did not succeed as I’m not Tina.
3. Sing the “Bring it On Cheer” whenever she claps twice.
P1: Mathematics with Maissin
Owner: Hugh
Tasks:
1. Run around B block 5 times. I realized that it was physically impossible so I just ran around C block instead. Got chased by Ilona with a celery stick (under the orders of Master Roger Chang).
2. Race Chris Kew (under the guidance of Michael Lee) to D1.
3. Rub out everything Chris writes on the whiteboard (he was doing this complicated Ext. 2 Q8 on the board as part of his slavery business)
4. Gabber into Ribbans’ room and gabber out. He got really angry and told Hugh off.
P2: Mathematics with Denehy (Simmon’s class)
Owner: Josh
Tasks:
1. Stand on the table.
2. Sit on Denehy’s table and stare intently into his eyes. (AWKWARD!)
3. Write a 10-line love poem that rhymes to Delo in 5 minutes. It must contain the world “f-“and be recited while I’m on my knees. It ended up being:
--
Delo you are so cool,
You make Josh look like a fool.
Your eyes are like stars,
Clearer than glass jars.
I think you’re large,
Makes girls wanna charge.
Give me some good luck,
By giving me a f-
As you are as bright as the moon,
You make all the girls swoon!
--
Obviously I’m not Gwen Harwood. Please don’t judge me.
4. Serenade Ms. Chin with Vincent. I played Hey Soul Sister and Vincent only knew one line. Thankfully we were saved by Daniel Zhu who ran in and started stroking Ms Chin’s hair. Lovely.
5. Run into McDavitt’s class with Vicky, Ilona and Taylor and start dancing to “Dontcha” by PCD.
Recess
Owner: Tina, Florence, Hugh, Josh
Task:
1. Stand outside the boys toilets with a shirt and whoop their asses when they come out. Oh lord, you should’ve seen their faces when they felt violated. Tina nearly died laughing.
2. Grind on multiple guys.
3. Spank Daniel A’s ass while moaning. (I’M SO SORRY!)
4. Touch Arkash’s abs.
P4: English with McDavitt
Owner: Josh & Tina
Task:
1. Run into the classroom and stroke McDavitt’s bald patch.
2. Plank on the table. Ms Srnic got angry.
P5: English with Srnic (1st party crashed)
Owner: Florence
Task:
1. Make a table with “Name, Size (cm), and “Are you dtf?” and survey all the guys.
Name Size (cm) Are you dtf?
Matyn 2cm No
Eric N/A No
James Le Dno … too small Good
Gary 200cm Very, all the time
Benny Bordering Sajuna No sex til marriage
Daniel A 28cm Only for you ;)
Krishna Huge – foot long Currently yes
James Gil You can find out yourself Yes if it’s you
Vincent No ruler’s long enough Yes
Wynston You can measure mine No
2. Hit on Wynston.
Lunch:
Owner: Josh
Task
1. Bollywood dance
2. ETC ETC ETC
CBF cos guys are being impatient.
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