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Aspiration #1.
Age: 6-7
What: an artist.
Why: cos it'll be so fun !!!
Current status: terminated.

Aspiration #2.
Age: 8-9
What: a pianist.
Why: I don't even know why. Somehow I foolishly convinced myself that I was musically gifted. Yes..........................
Current status: RIP.

Aspiration #3.
Age: 10
What: a professional sportsperson
Why: earn shitloads doing what you love.
Current status: shared a grave with Amy Winehouse and Osama Bin Laden.

Aspiration #4.
Age: 15-16
What: graphic designer
Why: I LOVE YOU MISS EAKIN .. jks. I really thought it was a valid career path. Started to buy random magazines e.g. Creative.
Current status: withdrew from circulation along with News of the World.

Aspiration #5.
Age: 16-17
What: marketing & eventually run my own business
Why: potential to earn some cold, hard cash while doing something creative.
Current status: residing in a nursing home. The marketing aspect may perish in the near future depending on circumstances (I think I'm too shit for it), while the own business part is still going strong.

Aspiration #6.
Age:18
What: RBA / government economic policy.
Why: I really like economic management. I think it'll be something a whee bit more worthwhile than marketing. I guess the best thing will be to work in trade policy or for the WTO!!!! because I think fair trade is a long-term solution to 3rd world poverty. But the WTO's almost RIP in terms of progress right now so .. =\
Current status: yipee kay yay motherfucker!!!!!


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And there you go. A comprehensive guide to Betty's potential career paths.