So I watched Lord of the Rings for the first time Saturday night, and then gollum appears with his creeping raspy "my precious" sort of thing. And then the rest of the conversation went a little like this

Me: Hey Dom who's the other little monster thingy thats like gollum but not gollum cos he's good?
D: Um, Smeegle? (Smeedle, smeegle, smeeg, smeee....?)
Me: No, no he's sorta got tufty white hair and he's a good monster
D: Don't know what you're on about
Me: No seriously! He's called yodo something
D: Yoda?
Me: YEA!
D: Tom, he's from star wars.

oh my dear lord.

but anyways, Orlando Bloom makes a hot elf.