Isn't it ironic how "Australia's Got Talent" features the 3 most untalented entertainers of all time.

Okay, one slight exception may be made to Brian McFadden (yeah Westlife, the total eclipse of my heart ladayadida), but after the whole kerfuffle with Delta Goodream, I really cannot associate him with anything else but .. with the whole kerfuffle with Delta Goodream.

And then there's Dannii Minogue. Every once in a fortnight, I'd see her making a guest appearance on Today Tonight either;
1) Bawling over her financial instability
2) Bawling over hardship experienced as a result of Kylie's cancer in an attempt to gather sympathy or;
3) Bawling over her financial instability - wait, did I say that already?

Dannii, I don't mean to be blunt but your golden days are over. Your little television stunts on Today Tonight in order to gain TV exposure & publicity is failing quite tragically and all I can say now is; please exist stage right.

Which brings me to Kyle Sandilands. If I type in Kyle Sandilands on http://www.dictionary.com/, the result would be:

1. Kyle Sandilands. noun - used to describe a complete dickhead who has a massive cavity where his brain is supposed be.

According to http://www.urbandictionary.com/, Kyle Sandilands is "the disc hockey for a mainstream radio station that targets people with incredibly low IQs" (quite similar to himself), and is a "DADS", which is an acronym for "Dumb as Dog Shit". Describes him quite perfectly I reckon.

While I'm on the topic of Dads, my dad hates Kyle Sandilands as well with a fiery passion. Every time Kyle and Jackie O try to generate public curiosity by faking sexual tension with one another on TV, my dad would roll his eyes and comment on how Kyle's desperate attempt at generating interest via sex appeal isn't working. Dad, I applaud your judgement.

And finally, guess who the host is for Australia's Got Talent?

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GRANT DENYER!!!!!!!!!

Arhahah yes he is extraordinarily talented .. in the field of lame joke-making. I really feel sorry for his kids! Imagine if your dad trialed all his dud jokes on you and shared it with all of Australia the morning after.

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Awkward palm tree.

But you know who I really love? KOCHIE! He's so funny LOL. The other day he was trying to 'get it down' with the Justice Crew after they performed on Sunrise. He was full like 'yeah bro' - insert gangsta handshakes/gestures - hehe.

Hm on other news. School's going pretty good at the moment. I found Mr. Ttibsen's anti-stress talk in the Report interviews rather interesting. Imagine repeating that speech for 196 predominantely Asian students while handing over a murky yellow-coloured booklet filled with cat-and-whiskers graphs of their academic performance. I think his success rate is less than zero. Still, I personally found it quite useful and I do praise the school for doing such a honorable deed :)

And the Biggest Morning Tea is tomorrow! I'm making Fairybread again yay :) I swear one day I'm going to audition for Masterchef and it'll be my signature dish (COPYRITED) along with my instant noodles and peanut butter & jelly toast. I'm going to name it .. "Betty's Fairy Wonderland". That has a nice ring to it.



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