You know what’s the best feeling in the world?
APPEARING OFFLINE.
Seriously! Back in my MSN days, it was habitual for me to just lurk behind the computer screen and scrutinize everybody’s every move. Wow, that sounded so pedo-filic (sorry I don’t know how to spell). But yes, don’t lie. I know a lot of you guys also engage in this sort of behaviour, especially around exam times. Yknow, the ability to bombard Jono Chan about Maths without other interruptions like flashing orange lights down at the bottom of your screen and people asking you ‘sup?’
I used to hate it when people use ‘sup’ as a conversation starter. It shouldn’t even be acknowledged as a conversation starter because it just isn’t one! I would always try and come up with a smart-ass response, just to demonstrate my academic prowess. For example:
X: sup?
B: the sky.
OH GOD I was such a disgrace to mankind *facepalm*. But don’t worry, that was years ago. I have moved onto bigger and better things. Namely Skype.. where I also appear offline quite frequently.
J I love it.
On other news. I was just having a nice chat with Seksy Eric just then on MSN (WOW IT FEELS SO NEW), and I asked him what I should blog about.
B: sup Eric.
JKJK I’m not that sad.
- Replay -
B: dear Eric you blogspot king, what should I blog about?
E: something about girls eating in front of guys.
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Okay that’s what I’m gna blog about.
Personally, I really dislike eating in front of people, unless it’s at a restaurant where I can do so in a much civilised manner. Most of the time, people will just comment on the speed at which I eat, or just simply look at me while I chew, which is a bit awkward palm tree as well.
Which leads me to my next thing.
I HATE TEXTING IN PUBLIC.
I’m really ashamed to say this but I’m the slowest fucking text-er on this planet. I am not even joking. Why am I even distributing this classified information on the world wide web? But yes, if ambition is Macbeth’s hamartia, texting is mine.
I’m really envious of fast texters like Tina. My god she’s like Usain Bolt. And even Jono Chan texts faster than me, which was REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY x10000 DEMORALIZING FOR ME when I found out last week. I was sad for the whole day.
I really hope he doesn’t read this.
xx