When I opened the door to greet them, the first thing they said was "is that LYNETTE? Wow why did you get so fat?"

So I said "really???" (hoping that they were only joking)

And they did a quick scan up and down and said "wow, you TRULY are a lot fatter"

So i turned away and luckily the parents were coming to greet them and so i legged it up the stairs and "mehhhhed" to myself, but before long they were proclaiming to my mother about how "wow, she is beyond recognition!/isn't she still doing ballet?/ why is she so fat?/ if she still dances she shouldnt be fat"

fuckya.