Ahem, yes I AM QUITE AWARE that we haven't been in your good books in terms of updating regularly, but my life has been pretty hecticles, tyvm, and yours?

Hm what has been happening lately. Oh yeah, I'll tell you about what happened when I donated blood a couple of weeks back. Well you know how you have you tick the boxes in the forms and stuff to make sure you can donate and all that, yeah well thinking that it was all good in the hood and yeah whatevs I've done this before I'm good just take my blood already, I skimmed through and ticket everything. But when the nurse (the male nurse) called me into the small room to prick my finger and all that jaz, dude I swear I was sitting on an electric chair or something with a lamp shining in my face!

So after a stone cold silence, he said in this stone cold voice (but with an unsettling smile on his face):

You said here that you've had a vaccination in the past 12 months. Who gave that to you?

And i said.... a family doctor?

And he said: Ahh, good (cue the movie scene where the antagonist talks in an over- friendly manner before blackmailing protagonist)
And... yet here you've said you haven't seen a doctor in the past 12 montsh?
Umm, I thought it meant have you seen a doctir in the past 12 months for treatment for a certain illne-
No, It says have you SEEN a DOCTOR in the past 12 months?
Oh, sorry, but I thought it meant-
Are you aware that this document is a legally binding document and failure to provide truthful information can result in imprisonment?

*cringe*
...yes? HEY WAIT, yeah keep staring me down with your python-resembling face and keep threatening me with your nasty feminine lisp you nasty prick, I'll keep this blood in my own arteries, thankyouverymuch, (I wish I said but didn't.)

nasty creep.



-And can I add, it irritates me when........ yeah won't disclose here, because you and maybe you will get offended.

-I love my bros.

-Insightful post.