Since I have all the time in the world right now, I have taken a liking to watch Sunrise every morning. I know, pretty sad right, but it's good to hear the same news and weather report being repeated every half an hour and watching that James Tobin guy crack the LAMEST JOKES IN THE WORLD. Seriously, I thought I was lame until I laid my eyes on that guy.

So the other morning, they were saying how Who magazine has listed the top 25 most beautiful people in 2010. Guess who graced the cover?




No, you're not hallucinating. It is Dannii Minogue.


"WHAT THE FUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHK" as you may proclaim in your mind. THE TOP 25 MOST BEAUTIFUL? Are you shittin' me bro?



HER FACE MAKES HER LOOK LIKE SHE

OVERDOSED ON BOTOX -

IT'S STRETCHED TO THE MAX

AS SHE UNSUCCESSFULLY ATTEMPTS TO

SMOOTHEN OUT HER WRINKLES.

I'm sorry but even Loreal's 7 Signs of Aging cream can't save her. *sigh* Everytime Sunrise covers that story YET AGAIN, I have this uncontrollable urge to throw a banana at the TV. The only reason she looks reasonable on the cover is because countless photo editors spend hours with their eyes glued on photoshop as they enlarge her face to like 120x to erase all her wrinkles. Now, having photoshopped Hilary Clinton's wrinkles (and I know that Jerry, Josh and the rest of my PDM class would agree with me), IT IS AN EXTREMELY tedious task, and I express my utmost sympathies to those photo editors. Even staring at Hilary Clinton for hours is better than exmining Dannii Minogue's face. Okay well maybe I'm exaggerating a little, but Dannii Minogue's face is like the embodiment of one of Madame Tussaud's wax figures. EURGH.

Surely they can find hotter people out there?



"Other locals in the stunning gallery include Rose Byrne, Sam Worthington, Teresa Palmer, Kate Ritchie, Liam Hemsworth, singer Lisa Mitchell and newsreader Chris Bath."


Guess not.

Okay my eyes are getting scarred now from the picture above so I'll just end it here. Happy Easter everyone !


xx.

Betty.