two weeks down, 3 more to go in mordor. Dashing.

You know what I've found out about the orcs which I TOTALLY NEVER WOULD HAVE EXPECTED!? Well ok... let's be honest... anyone who has ever been to Mordor which is practically every person in the school would know that the average orc highschool student is 1.4 m tall, stumpy, with glasses, short hair (school rules) and non existant eyes, and looks like theyve never touched a ball in their entire life. Right? CMON YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE. And you can'tblame them, seeing as they get up at 6 to go to school, have a lunch break at 12, get back to school, go to class til 4 30, get a dinner break, go back to school at 7 30, go home at 10. Wellll, quite logically, it can be concluded that THEY HAVE NO TIME FOR RELATIONSHIPS.

Well I was fortunate enough to have had dinner with a family and their son which i haven't seen since I was 4, and even though it was like "wtf who are you again" he had some really cool gossip about his school. And we talked in English! Since his parents forced him to muahaha. So. First question that came to mind.

"What sport do you do?"
"Football and tennis" (he meant soccer)
"Do any girls play soccer?"
"NOOO *shakes head vigourously* they don't know how they SOO SHY. They like mobile phone and da computer and also... girl and boy"
"??"
"like... how do you say... romantic"
"you mean ROMANCE?"
"yeah"
"REALLY? I thought they didn't have time for that stuff"
"NO NO *shakes* it so MANNYY!! Like America!" I was like... !!>??? That was the last thing I expected him to say considering... i dno! I always thought the orcs were rather conservative! Even my dad smirks and feels the need to pipe up:
"How do you know? What, do they kiss?"
"aaahhhh... maybe a BIT... more... like America.. you seem dem in cinema, on the street, in shopping centre..." O___O Now even my MUM's interested in the conversation:
"Then do you have a girlfriend?"
"Me? NO." Hah, then his mum spills about how apparantly all the girls chase boys like frkn desperados and how they make all the first moves and how her son got asked out by a billion girls who all got rejected. Then he goes
"IT SO DISGUSTING! THEY SO UGLY!"


HAHA. but seriously. Who would have known =S. Maybe China isn't so conservative anymore and people are starting to get desperate.