LOL OKAY. The funniest things happened to me over the past 2 days at Epping library. Yesterday,I stumbled upon this book in the children's section ..

"SPEAK CHINESE, FANG FANG."



AHAHAH TRUST ME, this is the best book I've ever laid my hands on - an instant international bestseller. STEP ASIDE, STEPHANIE MEYER. Your vampires have nothing compared to what Fang Fang has to offer. And what's even better, it's not even written by an Asian LOL.

For everyday over the upcoming week, there will be daily installments to update you on Fang Fang's adventures. Satisfy your Fang Fang desires by tuning in to this blog for your daily dose of Fang-a-lang-ness. =)







LOOK ITS OUR SCHOOL! So multicultural.




It gets even more LOL-worthy as it progresses. Tune in 2mrw for the next episode of "SPEAK CHINESE, FANG FANG!"


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And TODAY LOL. There was this Eric-look-alike in Epping library who was facebooking on the internet. After many (extremely loud) whisperings behind his back, we eventually came to the conclusion that he's NOT Eric. He kept on turning around to glare at us & we all got scared..


"OMG HE'S FACEBOOKING ALL HIS HOMMIES NOW SO THEY CAN BASH US!"

- Chris.


And then he got up and I mistakenly thought that he has left the premises. BUT, TO MY DISMAY, he had just skillfully positioned himself behind a couple of bookshelves to my two o'clock. And guess what he was watching on the internet that was SO engrossing, captivating, and irresistable to him?

Yes. That's right. Something that starts with 'P' and ends with 'orn.'

And Gatsby thought we were talking about the guy next to him who was doing crosswords on the computer.. (the bookshelves obscured his vision of the guy) and fully chucked a fit about us CONSPIRING AGAINST HIM, insisting that he wants to see. LOL its okay, we all know you want to see it too ;)

BUT LIKE FAR OUT. WHAT KIND OF PERVERTED SICKO WATCHES INAPPROPRIATE, EXPLICIT MATERIAL IN A FREAKING PUBLIC LIBRARY? Apparently, it's illegal to show minors explicit material cos it's indecent exposure or something. But then I guess it's Gatsby's fault if he wants to look at it in the first place ;)



Allllright. I think that's enough from me. Remember to keep up to date at www.s2-sg.blogspot.com < One Stop for FANG FANG.

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xoxoxoxoxooxo

BUBZBETTY.