GUESS WHAT?

I GOT MY FUCKING L's LOL. And I've been 16 for what, like 343 days. *shakes head* greatest procrastinator EVER.



So what else has been happening in the (not so) secret life of Betty? Well I went to Manly on last Friday, armed with the fervent belief that there wasn't a need to apply sunscreen, due to the fact that:

a) I'm Asian. Asians & sunburn don't fit in the same sentence.

b) It's cloudy anyways.

c) I'm a ninja. 8)

How gravely mistaken I was. Looks like all the Government campaigns about "tanning is skin cells in trauma" and melanomas roaming around bloodstream "and you haven't even started to burn yet" had no effect on me whatsoever. Consequently, I came back resembling a roasted chicken. My face was like a tomato and my shoulders & ENTIRE BACK were the colour of beetroot. Looks like I can star in Woolies' next Fresh Food Market update.



There's nothing healthy about a tan. And that's my back, taken this morning AND IT'S STILL SO RED.

I've bypassed the burning stage by like a zillin miles. 3 hours of Friday night were spent putting plastic refrigerator bags filled with icecubes on my face/back in an attempt to sooth the stinging sensation which accomapanied the burning. Sleeping is crap because everytime I roll, my entire back just kills. Now I'm just abusing the aloe vera spray everyday so if I smell like a forest of aloe vera.. you'll know why.

The lesson here kids, is to listen to Kevin '07 (or '11 depending on the outcome of his election), and slip slop slap! Or else .. *scrolls up* yucky.

Despite all that, Manly was quite fun. Joseph the Wombat dug the cross-city tunnel with Hugh, & Choi, while me and Bob took over the construction of high-rise buildings.. with a little help from the sand equipment, coutesy of some little Asian kids that were playing near us. x)



And Josh gained feminine treasures + 6 pack in the short time of 5 mins thanks to plastic surgeon Dr. Liu & my assitant Pranav =)




keke. Until then.

xx.

Betty.