You know what I can't stand?

THOSE DIPSHITS WHO SAY "whatever."

I hate that word. It's like after everything you say, the person who you were conversing with merely shrugs you off with something that implies " frankly my dear, I don't give a damn." Except even THAT would've been better altenative, as they bothered to type out 8 words instead of just ONE. And the same thing applies with those who responds with just a "meh," "idk," "k" & "lol." YOU'RE KILLING THE CONVO, SHOULD I CALL THE AMBULANCE?

Oh man. You say that to me & be prepared to be assaulted with tirades ridden with profanities in capital letters. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

But, what aggravates me even MORE (if that was possible..)is the word:

"w/e"

OHHHHHMYFKNBBQTERRIYAKECHICKN. You say THAT to me & don't expect to live to the next hour. FYI, you will be tied down & be subjected to a billion volts of electricity while being shot by a volley of bullets fired at point-blank range. And that's before I douse you with petrol & CACKLE MANICALLY AS I STAND AND WATCH YOU BURN.

Yipee kay yay, motherfker.

Seriously, what kind of person says w/e. It's like, you can't even be bothered to TELL ME THAT YOU'RE NOT BOTHERED. No wonder Australia has now suceeded the throne from the US as the KING OF THE MORBIDLY OBESE. It's cos of those little shits who 'cbf' to extend w/e to "whatever," prefering insert a stroke instead of EXERCISING THEIR FINGERS TO PRESS A FEW MORE DAMN KEYS. Tell me, is that too much work for your stubby little fingers? Is it so PHYSICALLY & EMOTIONALLY TAXING for you to type a few more letters? Is your brain capacity SO LITTLE, that it's impossible for you to process any more data (ie. 6 more characters)?

So yes. The next time you feel just a slight, teeensy wheeensy inclination to say "w/e" DON'T DO IT. Just TRY and extend it into a sentence for my sake. Pleaaase<3

tyvm kthnxbai.



Just kidding(:

Anyways, as some of you might know, I occasionally borrow school materials for educational purposes. So today, I was looking up a word in the dictionary courtesy of C16 BHHS, when I stumbled upon THIS.



James Le has made his mark in the history books. =)

I've never quite understood why they're called "pocket dictionaries." I tried squishing one of them inside my pocket today, & needless to say, IT DID NOT FIT. Sure, I understand that Asians have shallow pockets, but not even pockets as deep as the ones of Bill Gates can sustain a 12x19x4cm hardcover Macquarie Dictionary.



False advertising hmph.

Oh and, has anyone tried those "Beans Banboozled" jellybeans from Sugarfix? OMFG they are the most revolting things you will ever ingest in your life. Okay maybe not, but trust me, looks can be deceiving. They're not as friendly as they appear to be.





Anyways, the countdown to New Years is on! Hope everyone had a lovely Christmas (: Santa Claus didn't drop by this year cos he lost his GPS, but I'm sure next year, with the rapid technological development, he'll be sure to find his way to my house.

Over and out.

xx
Betty.