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∞ Ode to Joy.
Saturday, December 12, 2009

If you asked me what I want the most for Christmas, I would tell you that all I want is for SG to get back together, to be like what we used to be.

Sure, we're still good friends and all, but there's no denying that each one of us has drifted off to different groups of isolated islands, scattered all over the place. I'm just awaiting that one day when maybe, all of us will drift back together to form SG again.

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On a different note, everything's been happening these days! I used to sit there, moan and complain like all my other comrades at Baulko that " OH SCHOOL IS SO BORING!" but over the past few weeks this is certainly not the case.

Ever since the completion of SC, the school toilets have become a popular gathering place for those less-motivated individuals who prefer to endure the small, confined space of the cubicles as opposed to the nicely air-conditioned classrooms during those pointless school hours.

Well, I was one of those individuals, and so was Tonia. Together on one Thursday afternoon, we decided to experience the THRILL OF BLUDGING CLASS. You know, "the greatest enjoyment of life is to live dangerously!" and all that. To live a school life through the eyes of a bogan.

This was our maiden voyage, so naturally butterflies were fluttering around in our tummies as we stood in the girls toilets, wondering what we're gna do for the remainder 36 minutes. We formulated an escape plan, one of the most generic kind - which involves us pretending to take a dump and legging for it as soon as a teacher enters.


Yeah, danger is my middle name. ;)


But I swear, if being a scaredycat was an Olympic sport, we would win gold. Everytime we heard the click clack of stilettos on the pavement, I would sprint towards the nearest cubicle while Tonia dashed for the sink. This process repeated like 10 times and by the end of it we were genuinely exhausted from "the thrill of bludging class."

Exercise of the week, *tick* =)


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On Wednesday, I was reminiscing childhood when out of the blue, my mind rewinded to those times of pure joy, the sweeeeeeeeeeet taste of 100s & 1000s in my mouth, and the aroma of freshly baked bread wafting up my nostrils. And I thought to myself ..

AH, IT MUST BE FAIRYBREAD-ITIS!

And with that, my fairybread adventure began. Armed with my faithful companion Tonia Mo next to me, we trudge along Old Nothern Road while battling the searing sunrays that beat down on us. Our destination? Coles @ Towers for bread, butter & 100s & 1000s.

Being the typical Asians that we were, we were in full support of homebrand goods that were economical in value.



Homebrand bread: $1/loaf. Homebrand butter: $1. 100s & 1000s: $1/packet. SMART BUY FO' SHO!



The return trip was even worse. We were drenched in sweat & our legs felt like jelly as we lugged 2 loafs of bread, 3 packets of 100s & 1000s & butter that was rapidly liquidfying with each step we took.

- 2 hours later (or so it seemed) -

Hansel (Tonia): OH GRETEL, HOW LONG TILL THE GINGERBREAD HOUSE?


Gretel (Betty): Oh um.. around 15 minutes?


Hansel: WHAT?! YOU SAID 15 LIKE 15 MINUTES AGO!


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Finally, we arrived at our destination & got to work at once. Within half an hour, we successfully made 2 loaves-worth of Fairybread. =DD Hehe, Willy Wonka should recruit us as cheap labour & even Oompa Loompas would be astounded at our rate of productiviy.



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Yesterday, Hansel & Gretel went size-enhancers searching. LOL DNT JUDGE US, ALL GIRLS HAVE THEM. And we ran into Jono Chan LOL. Not that he was seeking size-enhancers too.. or was he? ;)

ANYWHO. Formal is on tonight! I'm so hyped, pumped, excited *insert a zillion other synonyms *!! I know alot of people are going on about how "it's going to be a MAJOR LETDOWN so I'm not going to get my hopes up" and all that but SCREW YOU GUYS. It's a grade-wide party & you get to see everyone all dressed up, isn't that awesome already? And the hummer ride! I'm tres excite. =D

xx
benetty.



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