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Saturday, December 5, 2009
I've been wanting to post for ages but haven't had enough patience to type more than a few words before erasing the sentence & closing the window.
THIS SHALL NOT BE
THE CASE TODAY.
Or so she says anyway. Let's see how successful she will be.
Well we visited Mr. White-collar Roy last week, and despite what the majority thinks, I fervently believe that it was a shitload of fun. It seemed unreal in a way, as I would've never guessed that our cabin would bond as well as we did on that night. I always feel so warm and bubbly at camp cos it makes me realise just how lucky I am to be surrounded by such a great bunch of academics and future Nobel Prize winners. I love it.
School's weird now. Every morning I find myself flipping a coin to decide whether I should persevere & go to school or not. But in the end I find myself walking back to my house with a gang of 10 people, all wanting to jig at my house.
Damn, my house is like the new "Jonny's house."
Typical convo at school:
A: Betty can we go to your house?
B: yeah please, your house.
C: your house Betty? CMONNNN I WANNA DITCH ENGLISH!
D: BETTY'S HOUSE.
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At least they bothered to ask instead of BREAKING AND ENTERING. *glares at Hugh, Florence, Amol & Jason* Those fags hiked to my house WITHOUT INFORMING ME OF THEIR DEVIOUS PLANS and entered through the back door. And then they thought someone was in the shower and decided to leg it. However, their mysterious activities were soon discovered by my neighbours, who told them that " boys you better leave now, someone's watching you."
LOL *shakes head* how immature. My dad wasn't home, despite what they thought, but when he came back he noticed that the back door and the door to the guest house were all open, & the that "welcome" mat was all messed up, so he was immediately aware that someone had broken into the house. I told him what happened and he said that "what they did was TRESPASSING and if any of them ever do it again, they won't be allowed to come to my house anymore."
Yes. Watch out guys.
Ooh and I watched New Moon on Wednesday arvo with Benny, Hugh, Roger, Florence, Jason, and Jaydon. IT WAS AS CHEEEEEESY AS A CHEESE CAKE, or a "cheesy mac" like Hugh says. It was basically 398409845 re-runs of
" OH EDWARD, I CAN'T
LIVE WITHOUT YOU."
- Cue the vomit-
The whole Twilight hype is making me sick. Those countless posters of Robert Patterson caked in glitter makes me wanna bolt towards the nearest bathroom & puke more than a bulimic teenage girl. The mere sight of those "team Edward" & "team Jacob" shirts are enough to blind & scar me for life. You know the other day, I picked up the latest issue of Girlfriend magazine for my occasional intake of bogan culture .. AND GUESS WHAT.
WTF. I pulled out a few quotes here and there, just for your pleasure.
" But then maybe that's the thing about love - smarts go out the window when passion consumes you, (and you get the chance to kiss Edward). Yup, love can throw your world upside down, but that does't mean you have to go into melt-down, Bella-style!"
"Humans have been obssessed with finding their one true love since, well, forever & thanks to a little book called Twilight, the totaly obssessive, all-encomapassing love between Edward & Bella, the great love debate has ignited all over again."
I also became acquainted with a couple of terms.
Robssessed - Robert Patterson obssessed.
Team Switzerland - midway between Team Jacob/Edward. AND GET THIS, they listed all the pro's & con's for each guy.
"The AH-MAZING stuff for edward: he is totally protectve of his GF, he doesn't drink Bella's blood, even though he really, really wants to, coz he loves her so much, his kisses are literally swoon-worthy, he sparkles - we like sparkly things, he is uber-rich (not that we're superficial or anything. But who woud'nt want an endless supply of money?!)"
"The sucky stuff for Ed: He's waaaaay too controlling. He breaks her haert in the process (FAIL!). He is kinda pasty & wears lipstick. His touch is icy-col. SOrry Bella, but this just wouldn't be fun. He's 108 years old."
AND THE LIST GOES ON! Everything above is word-for-word from the magazine.
The moral of the story is :
Pick up the Twilight issue of
Girlfriend if you want to
suffer severe eye damage.
Or just "for the LOLZ"
And on another note - WELCOME BACK JOSH! Haha his hair looks like a leopard skin. Just kidding =)
xx
betty!
PS. TEAM JACOB FTW. WHO WOULDN'T LIKE TAYLOR LAUTNER'S 394809384 PACKS.