It’s that time of the year again, when everybody just stops coming to school, and Christmas is coming, so all the Christmas decorations are up, and everything is just all colourful and nice, but then you get the mean assed people who are just sore because no one gives them presents, so they ruin it for everyone, for example, maths teachers and their stupid little maths exams that they have to set on the 3rd last day of school. Of course, not that I’m going to sit for it, seeing as id rather stay at home and eat chocolate all day and get fat. And im not going on a diet before the stupid formal, because I WILL fit into my dress, and I WON’T care what other stupid people are going to think of me because I know theyre just stupid and frankly; I. Just. Can’t. Be. Fucked.
On a happier note, today our loverly VA teacher gave us all a little surprise today. We walked in the door and there was a table in the middle with little candles that spelt out “GOOD LUCK” and it was all very, very sweet. Really. I don’t know how long I’ll keep this up for, the niceness and affection I feel towards her will probably disappear after I see what a crappy mark I got from her. Yea. I think I’m the most insensitive person ever, everyone in the class was all whinging and whining about how “OMG IT’S THE LAST 10VA CLASS EVER,” but that didn’t really shock me, and I didn’t REALLY care for it much seeing as well, I DIDN’T REALLY LIKE HER, and I’m quite glad that it’s the last lesson ever. EVER. EVER. EVER.
This time of the year also calls for the listing of NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS. And I know it’s a bit early, but once I start to think about making New Year Resolutions, I can’t stop thinking about it, and that I absolutely MUST make them right NOW. So here they are.
1. Get over average in every single fucking subject I do next year. Fuck. There’s always something academic on the stupid list every year, but I never, ever stick to it. Not my fault I study hardcore and STILL fail. I’m just dumb. Shut up you. 2. GET A JOB, AND KEEP IT. I had two jobs this year. And I lost it. No, not because I was fired, but because the pay was shit. No kidding. I had to walk all the way to eastwood just for an hour of marking homework, for 10 bux an hour. Bullshit. 3. Be less bitchy. I’m a bitch, and I know it. So that’s why I’m going to try and change. And I will. So shut up you. 4. Be less pessimistic. I NEED TO BE HAPPY AT EVERYTHING. FLUFFY CLOUDS. BRIGHT SUNNY DAY. BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE. PRETTY FLOWERS. YAY. Oh its just too hard == but I shall perservere. 5. Get FIT! I am the laziest person ever. I need to take up a sport. Get rid of my unco-ness.
Man there are probably more, but I just can’t think of them now. I shall post them up on new years eve, and I DON’T CARE IF IT BORES YOU. DEAL WITH IT. ASSHOLE.
Just kidding. =)
Moving on.
Yesterday, I nearly burned down the house. I left something on the stove and COMPLETELY forgot about it. Yes, I’m a stupid stupid idiot, but I was tired and all I wanted to do was to sit in front of the TV and doze off. Which I didn’t manage to do because I was trying to figure out why the house smelled like smoke for 10 mins before I finally remembered that there was something on the stove. I then spent the next hour trying to get rid of the smell before my parents came back home. Oh I’m such a loser. and DON’T agree with that. Only I can tell myself im a loser. so shut up you.
SO. What’s the stupidest thing you’ve every done?
I think it’ll be interesting to know. Otherwise, if no one bothers to answer the damn fucking question, I’ll just have to get my dose of stupidity to make myself feel better at fmylife.com
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Monday, December 7, 2009
It’s that time of the year again, when everybody just stops coming to school, and Christmas is coming, so all the Christmas decorations are up, and everything is just all colourful and nice, but then you get the mean assed people who are just sore because no one gives them presents, so they ruin it for everyone, for example, maths teachers and their stupid little maths exams that they have to set on the 3rd last day of school. Of course, not that I’m going to sit for it, seeing as id rather stay at home and eat chocolate all day and get fat. And im not going on a diet before the stupid formal, because I WILL fit into my dress, and I WON’T care what other stupid people are going to think of me because I know theyre just stupid and frankly; I. Just. Can’t. Be. Fucked.
On a happier note, today our loverly VA teacher gave us all a little surprise today. We walked in the door and there was a table in the middle with little candles that spelt out “GOOD LUCK” and it was all very, very sweet. Really. I don’t know how long I’ll keep this up for, the niceness and affection I feel towards her will probably disappear after I see what a crappy mark I got from her. Yea. I think I’m the most insensitive person ever, everyone in the class was all whinging and whining about how “OMG IT’S THE LAST 10VA CLASS EVER,” but that didn’t really shock me, and I didn’t REALLY care for it much seeing as well, I DIDN’T REALLY LIKE HER, and I’m quite glad that it’s the last lesson ever. EVER. EVER. EVER.
This time of the year also calls for the listing of NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS. And I know it’s a bit early, but once I start to think about making New Year Resolutions, I can’t stop thinking about it, and that I absolutely MUST make them right NOW. So here they are.
1. Get over average in every single fucking subject I do next year. Fuck. There’s always something academic on the stupid list every year, but I never, ever stick to it. Not my fault I study hardcore and STILL fail. I’m just dumb. Shut up you. 2. GET A JOB, AND KEEP IT. I had two jobs this year. And I lost it. No, not because I was fired, but because the pay was shit. No kidding. I had to walk all the way to eastwood just for an hour of marking homework, for 10 bux an hour. Bullshit. 3. Be less bitchy. I’m a bitch, and I know it. So that’s why I’m going to try and change. And I will. So shut up you. 4. Be less pessimistic. I NEED TO BE HAPPY AT EVERYTHING. FLUFFY CLOUDS. BRIGHT SUNNY DAY. BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE. PRETTY FLOWERS. YAY. Oh its just too hard == but I shall perservere. 5. Get FIT! I am the laziest person ever. I need to take up a sport. Get rid of my unco-ness.
Man there are probably more, but I just can’t think of them now. I shall post them up on new years eve, and I DON’T CARE IF IT BORES YOU. DEAL WITH IT. ASSHOLE.
Just kidding. =)
Moving on.
Yesterday, I nearly burned down the house. I left something on the stove and COMPLETELY forgot about it. Yes, I’m a stupid stupid idiot, but I was tired and all I wanted to do was to sit in front of the TV and doze off. Which I didn’t manage to do because I was trying to figure out why the house smelled like smoke for 10 mins before I finally remembered that there was something on the stove. I then spent the next hour trying to get rid of the smell before my parents came back home. Oh I’m such a loser. and DON’T agree with that. Only I can tell myself im a loser. so shut up you.
SO. What’s the stupidest thing you’ve every done?
I think it’ll be interesting to know. Otherwise, if no one bothers to answer the damn fucking question, I’ll just have to get my dose of stupidity to make myself feel better at fmylife.com
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