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∞ Win a date with Mr. Study.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Well since school cert is over, everyone has pretty much dumped Mr. Study (except Krishna who's persevering on. Just kidding!) so now he's pretty lonely, considering what a hotshot he was just a month ago. The phrase "studying" replaced "chillin," and across the grade and 50 different nationalities, everyone wanted to win a date with him. What a bachelor.

And you know what? Those people who say " oh yeah I've never dated Mr. Study" are absolute BS artists. It's impossible to get good marks without sleeping with him. It's as simple as that. And I found that out the hard way.

It was back in Year 7. Good ol' year 7, when 69 was just another number in maths, when girls skirts reached down to their ankles and guys hair were free of Gatsby. Yearlies were looming overhead, and being the clueless girl back then, the word "study" never really crossed my mind. Whenever the question " did you study?" came up in a conversation, everyone would fervently shake their heads while replying in this incredulous tone " Me? Studying? NO WAY! As if I would."

Stupidly, I believed them. I was so ignorant and naive, and I thought to myself " hey, no need to study cos everyone else is partying hard too!" Little did I know that, whilst I was rummaging through my Mt. Everst collection of pirated DVDs, people like NISHY were drowning in their Science notes.

Needless to say, I got GG'd in the yearlies. Raped up the butt. However you wish to express "failed" in this day & age. I distinctively remember getting 69% in Geo, 66% in maths, and 65% in Science, with Ms Johns asking Harleen & Nishy..

" can these people who got above 80% please tell these 60% people how to get good marks in tests?"

while glancing at me. And then they were like " we go through the Science textbook and summarise every chapter and do all the questions in it," which was followed by my stunned silence as I realised that I haven't even TOUCHED my Science textbook during the entire year.

Thankfully my yearly report wasn't THAT bad. Maths 73, Science 73, Geo 77.

So kids, moral of the story: don't believe those people who say that they don't study, because either;

1) Mr. Study is one of their ex-boyfriends.
2) they are currently dating Mr. Study
3) .. there's no option 3.

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Anyways. With the onset of studying this year, I began having quite a few academic conversations with some intellects in our grade. 8) And when it came to improving essay writing, Anthony suggested that I attach a battery to my pen in order to increase my writing speed. Yeah well you know what Anthony? I take battery pens to the next level !

One battery is for wusses. With 4 batteries plus rubber, I can now write at the speed of light. E= MC squared. V=IR. A squared plus B squared = C squared.

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Just kidding. After 4 lines, my hand started cramping and I had to take a break for medical purposes.

But no worries now! With the school certificate over, I can replace "study" with "chillin" once again and go to rave parties that's still dope at 3am. This is the good life. And I'm going to design the formal invitations tonight so that'll be fun. =DDDDDD

OOH and today is 11/11 ! Which means at 11:11pm, it'll be 11/11/11/11 .. (ignore the 09) aha. =D For those people who fail to understand my obssession with 11:11, google it please. Apparently it means someone's thinking about you, or some guardian angel's looking after you or something LOL. Whoever sees it tonight unintentionally please tell me =)

Yay for school pride! <3

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