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Friday, November 13, 2009

In the Baulkham Hills High School class of ’11, we have a variety of personalities to pick from. There are a variety of a) the lovelies, or b) the uglies. We are able to offer you the finest choice of people according to your taste and style.

First up, we have the a), the lovelies. Now, the lovelies are categorized into two groups. Lovelies group one is consisted of the beautiful, kind and charming young ladies and gentlemen, which not only have outer beauty, but also incorporate inner beauty. Lovelies group two is consisted of the beautiful, yet mean and ugly personalities, so that means no inner beauty whatsoever. However, each and every “lovely male or female,” comes with its very own “Baulko hates Ruse” spirit, free of charge. We regret to inform you that this spirit is unable to be removed, and we regret to tell you that no refunds or exchanges will be made once you have decided upon your product.

If the lovelies section does not fulfill your requirement, we have the uglies category. We are pleased to inform you that the “uglies” section has a wider range of choice, so please feel free to take your pick. Again, the uglies section is also separated into two different categories. Uglies group one consists of those with no outer beauty, however have a sweet inside, which are bound to make the most aggressive person sweet and cuddly. We highly recommend this category, as we have an abundance, and we are sure that you will be very satisfied with the end product. Uglies group two, the last group, is the most popular of all groups. We are pleased to announce that there will be new stock coming in very soon, however, please take your pick at the following choices.

Uglies Group One consists of the non existent outer and inner beauty. Again, there are a range of styles to choose from, both male and females are available. We still have incorporated the “Baulko Hates Ruse Spirit,” and we regret to inform you once again, this feature is unable to be removed.