This arvo I was eating an orange and I was just about to take a bite out of the 3rd slice when I noticed that there was a hole in it. Then I peeped into the hole and saw an ant-like thing which appeared to be dead. So I decided to break apart the orange so that I could flick it out and continue eating.

To my horror, the small black thing which appeared to be dead was actually the head of a caterpillar, and it wasn't dead, in fact knowing that its hiding place was being bulldozed by the knife it started its fleeting exit towards the rear of the orange where half of its disgusting squirmy body was hanging out of already.

With a swift slice i cut open the orange and flicked the caterpillar into the burning orange acid and watched as slowly the squirming ceased. But then I was overcome with guilt and grief, so i pulled it out and took it outside and put it on a leaf where it regained consciousness.

The end.