I don't understand... do people pretend to be really hyped up about hygiene to make it look as though they are super super hygienic or are they actually just really really really hygienic?

Ok. I'm not writing this post to say that being unhygienic is good, but people these days need to be a bit more realistic.

Take for example a conversation I had with Eric today, which somehow evolved into a hyperbolized version which spread like wildfire. (dog). First of all, it isn't the end of the world if you didn't have time to brush your teeth in the morning. And it was a one-off, because this morning I got up and forgot that I had to be at school by 8 15. No need to go around telling half the bus that I don't brush my teeth. I don't exactly have a wisp of green vapour emanating out of my mouth now, do I? In the 1700's, there wasn't even such thing as a toothbrush. I'm sure nobody complained about bad breath.

Second of all, if you were unfortunate enough to have had a tick sleeping in your armpit and sucking on your blood on a holiday because you went bush walking and peed in the bushes, it doesn't mean "she has ticks in her armpits". What am I? Some Crab Lice Central?

Thanks Eric.

p.s. To certain people who catch my bus, there's something called talking. The fact that you have orange hair and look at people with that pedophillic smile of yours doesn't make you particularly cool.