I DRANK BOOST FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 2 YEARS TODAY!

I was almost as excited as some loser taking their first ecstasy pill before getting a stroke. Okay maybe not. But I've been wanting to drink some of that stuff for aaaaaaages now but never been able to have the courage to extract $5 from my featherweight wallet just for 30 seconds of ultimate refreshment, before madly sucking air through my straw like I'm suffering from an asthma attack.

My longing for Boost finally got the better of me and whilst my parents were lining up amidst the sea of asians, I opposed my "Extreme Asian" ways .. defined by Facebook as ..

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You're a straight up Communist. You believe you'll get what you want when you want it, you're forceful, you're incessant, you want to take over the world, and you think China's government is wonderful. Calm down, Asian, you're Asian-ness is scaring people.

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Totally. Anyways I lined up and realised that, just like Easyway, Boost has decided to cut out it's small size drink in order to further rip off customers in the financial downturn.

DO YOU REALISE THE SEVERITY OF SUCH A DISGUSTING AND APPALLING ACT?

That means I have to pay $5.40 FOR A STUPID DRINK! But just like what Fred's parents said, people need to eat and drink even in the harsh economic times, and so I paid for my drink and watched on in horror as I came to realise just what that melon smoothie consisted of.

I thought I paid $5.40 for " watermelon juice with strawberries blueberries rasberries every-effing-berry-imaginable mango banana passionfruit" etc etc but instead..

2mLs of diluted watermelon juice with seeds mixed with 1 scoop of strawberry icecream and 1 scoop of banana icecream (flavours assumed due to its food colouring), all blended with a BIG SCOOPFUL of ice.

WTF BIGGEST RIP EVER! And when I drank it I couldn't taste anything besides diluted watermelon juice. If I wanted to drink watermelon juice, I would've bought a big watermelon for 99c from Harris Farm Markets and place it under the enormous stack of VD sheets we've received. The juice will come out for sure.

And this goes on to show that asians truly make the most cost-effective decision, as I watch enviously as my parents drink their coconut milk tea with pearls for $4.50 whilst I suck on my wannabe summer juice which robbed me of my $5.40.


xx.
Betty.