DISCLAIMER: the following content may be very slack and offensive to some. However this is merely due to my boredom and I hope everyone's fine with this. =)

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Yesterday was MEISEI HIGH SCHOOL VISIT! Where 150 more asians come to visit our already asian-infested school. The most commonly heard phrase as we filled up the seats in the hall this morning was ..



" I HOPE MY JAP BUDDY IS HOT"

We were given two options.

a) Sit at the front and get a 16/17 year old guy who hopefully resembles Rain in one way or another.
b) Sit up the back and don't get to do origami. Oh what a shame!

Now, because I was all excited at the prospect of seeing Jap people, I chose A without a doubt and sat myself in the front row, grinning happily to myself, while smarter people like Murali, Daniel, Eric, Tammy etc hurried to the back. LITTLE DID I KNOW WHAT I WAS IN FOR.

So we waited for the Jap people to arrive.

We waited, waited..

and waited ..



..

Eventually, after wasting 45 minutes of my life, mini asian guys dressed in white shirts, blue jumpers and with almost-bald black haircuts filled our hall like ants. There were alot of hair tossing, head turning.. as all the chicks came face to face with ..

13 YEAR OLD GUYS WHO HAS YET TO REACH THEIR PUBERTY STAGE.

Oh my lord. O_O That was the expression frozen on almost everyone's face. As I look around, the look on Tom's face was of uttermost dismay and Jono (lil wang) next to me looked like he was gonna bolt out of the hall any second. With anxiety and anticipation, Jap guys three years my junior started to fill the row behind us - aka. shall be our buddies for the day.

And then my eyes landed on my buddy. Okay, I'm not the type to really judge a person just based on their looks, but let's just say that people are kinda right in saying " first impressions count." All throughout the day, no matter how hard I tried to make him smile, he never smiled.

When Jono ripped his pants - he didn't smile.
When Marcus made him balloons with smiley faces drawn on them - he didn' t smile.
When Marcus made him balloons and the balloon popped in my face while he drew smiley faces - he didn't smile.
When we took 4 photos - he didn't smile.
When Fred and Anthea told him to smileeeee - he didn't smile.

Even when I, and everyone else, said hi to him, he never said hi back. =(

Almost all the guys were so girl-phobic. Almost all of them were afraid of holding our hands or clapping due to fear of contracting "girl germs" when we were doing bush dancing. I don't even know why we did bush dance in the first place. They're gonna go home and think all we do in Australia is bush dancing.

There was the whole welcoming ceremony. No offence, but at least the Meisei high school principal had the sense to write his speech IN ENGLISH so we could all understand, whereas OUR principal wrote her speech in ENGLISH to welcome the Japanese visitors. Eh, see the irony anyone? And all she did was bullshit about how academically gifted we are and how our school has a strong sporting and academic reputation. STFU Etagfrab.

And while we were singing the National Anthem, Jono was dissing the Japs and I was talking to him, and then Etagfrab gave us the DEATH GLAREEEEEEEE. *shivers* She looked like she was gonna slice us open with a butcher knife and sell our chopped up remains to Chuck Norris.

The highlight of the day is probably playing soccer on top oval with those Jap guys. Some of them are actually pretty good. =D

xx.
betty.

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Oh, and did I mention that Jono's buddy thinks he's gay? HAHAHAHA I think Jono, Flo and I were talking about Jono? being gay and then his buddy heard and whispered to his bestfriend "GAY" while pointing at Jono. They both started cracking up and told the other Jap people, and pretty soon all the Japs surrounding us were pointing at Jono and going " gay gay gay." xD