My mum wants to send me to etiquette lessons because she thinks im not “lady enough” and app these lessons will teach me to be a nice young lady with manners and stuff.

I do not want to spend my summer holidays stuck with some old woman trying to teach me how to eat a banana like a well brought up lady. I also do not want to spend my evenings balancing 3 books on my head and trying not to knock them off in order to cure that “ugly way I walk.”

Omg etiquette lessons reminds me of Australian Princess T_T I absolutely do not want to come back after the summer holidays feeling all pommy and snobby and sucking up to the teachers and be retarded and ahhhhhhh

Someone save me.

Anyways: the following post was written yesterday so yeaa…

Today, me, wonton and celia got super busted for jigging walking today. Nedirehs found out and full on raged at us and it was very, very scary. So we had to spend half of sprt time in detention room and the other half listening to her rage and saying how we bring shame upon our school =(. And then we each got 3 afternoon detentions and a letter sent home for truancy.

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That so totally happened xD

Nah. Doowrah said that we were gna go Crestwood for walking and we didn’t want to walk to Crestwood so we decided to hide go to the bathroom and when we came out our walking group was gone =O So after that, we were too chicken to go to towers and ended up in D11 with all the other “losers that didn’t participate in sport.” And then we sent down to the front office and Nedirehs kinda flamed at us for losing our walking group. But then she realized that we were “lost, not losers” so she became all nice and told us to go sit in the big gym and watch Grade Sport people doing random games and stuff. It was boring.

Overall, sport today was a progressive and fun time (not).