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Saturday, October 18, 2008
One extremely early morning, two innocent teenagers from an exceedingly well-known high school, board an air conditioned bus like every other day. Five minutes later, the bus still had not left the destination, until an asian man boards the bus.
Terribly puffed out, the man says to the bus driver, “why did you not effing stop at the effing bus stop effing two stops before?!?!?!?!?!?”
Exclaimed at the horrible language, the bus driver replies very calmly, “sorry sir, but the bus route starts here”.
To which the man says, “You could have picked me effing two stops before, so I wouldn’t have to run effing 10 metres!!”
“Sir, I’m going to have to …”
“You made me run extra effing 10 metres!! You could’ve picked me up at the stop before!!”
“READ THE BUS ROUTE. IT STARTS HERE”
“I DON’T EFFING CARE WHERE THE BUS STOPS. YOU COULD’VE BEEN CONSIDERATE AND STOPPED THE BUS 10 EFFING METRES BEFORE”
“Sir, if you don’t get off the bus, IM GOING TO CALL THE POLICE”
“CALL THE EFFING POLICE”, replies the man, and walks onto the bus, glaring at everyone, who instantly looks at their feet. “WE’LL SEE WHAT THE EFFING POLICE WILL DO”
And so, the bus driver calls the police. Meanwhile, the two young teenagers are quite shocked, and are wondering what to do. So being smart students, from the exceedingly well-known high school, they leave the bus (leaving the bus driver, who is calling the police) and board the bus behind it, thinking that they will save time and not be late to school, since the police will take 30 minutes to come. Until, they realize the bus behind (which they boarded), will not leave until the bus in front leaves.