Hi everyone, no time no blog!! (For me that is)

Wow, holidays are gone past at the speed of light. I could swear that the holidays just started yesterday.. I remember in Year 7 when I used to hate holidays and I couldn't wait to go to school again. Ah, those lovely, energetic, eager years.. Hehe, remember SG cricket and paramesiums? xDD I can't believe I had so much energy..

Okay. holidays. Well, this Ahyi who hadn't seen me for 10 years or something came over with her three sons one day. She's sending her youngest son to boarding school in China cause he's so naughty!!!! I can't imagine how I could've lived if i had to go. My parents are always telling me about Chinese boarding ols and how their good friend sent her daughter and now she's so good at Chinese. Apparently, you have to handwash your own clothes!!!! =OOO Oh gosh.

Anyway, Ahyi was like,

"Oh ANNA!!! Long time no see!!! You've grown so big!! Like a woman!!! (Lol xDD ) Aiyo, you so tall leh!!! So beautiful like a gu lerng!!! Daughter more good-looking than mother. (Haha, poor mummy xD ) Maybe can go in Miss China? AIYORRR!!! You so beautiful. Maybe can date my son!! *points to son playing Xbox* OHH, so hor lin he only 12 leh... (but he looks more like a 7 year old...) AIYAHHH!!!"

LOL, wtf? Over-exaggeration much? =______=

I had the weirdest piano lesson these holidays as well. I was playing this Impressionist piece and like,
"Anna play LOUDER!! PUSH!!! HARDER!! LEAN INTO THE KEYS!!! LIFT YOUR BOTTOM!!! BANG ON THE KEYS!! LIFT!! Haha, European teachers get carried away easily.. xDD but after my fingers were all red from BANGING! and PUSHING! and LEANING! =(

And then we spent the rest of the lesson examining Impressionist paintings like Van Gogh and stuff. =D "Look at the WATER!! SO beautiful from far away, like a photo but when you look closely it's just a bunch of lines." Which is true.

And also! My brother got a haircut yesterday so before he got it cut, we were examining his face shape for the best cut anf stuff. Seriously, my brother is so PRETTY!! People say we look similar but he's actually the more beautiful-looking one. And his face shape is so nice and slim. Unlike my fat face. =( And he eyelashes are so THICK (but very short..) Anyway. Kyahhh!! Sigh, I'm so lucky to have such a beautiful brother. <3 But he needs to hide his beauty cause he's too busy for a girlfriend so that's why healways looks stoned. BUT EVERYONE DON'T BE FOOLED! IT'S JUST AN ACT!! When he smiles, he lights up the room. In fact, he lights up the whole city! The whole country!! The whole world!!! His smile melts even the coldest of hearts, and strongest of metals. Whenever I look at his smiling face, I feel so low-value compared to this beautiful creature. If he was a girl, I bet you all you guys (and girls) would be chasing him and wanting to win his affection.

AND GUESS WHAT?!?!

He's single!!!

And he wants a girlfriend who's smiley (not emo) and not too skinny (but not fat) *nudge nudge everyone* xDD He's 160 cm tall, 56kg. fat stomach (but you can't see it under his STYLISH clothes!!) Odd-eared (but that's part of his charm!!) and VERY STRONG!! *nudge nudge*

Okay, I'm finished here. Call 9481 1111 if you are interested in Andrew the Hunk. xP

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Fred.