My brother is a stupid little dipshit who deserves to be condemned to the worst regions of hell.

And so I think you know who’s blogging today, because a) there are only 3 people in sg who have brothers, and b) I don’t think Pat or Fred would call their bro a stupid little dipshit who deserves to die.

Well maybe Fred might but yea…

Anyways, back to my story.

Since my mum had to go to work or something today, she entrusted me, to take care of my bro while she was away and would I please, please not be mean to him thank you very much. Well, well, well, translate that sentence from my mum’s language, it normally means “Since you’re home alone with your dear little dipshit of a brother, I expect him to be STUDYING, yes STUDYING, seeing as it’s nearing selective; wow its, what, LESS THEN HALF A YEAR TILL SELECTIVE? So I expect you, as the older sibling to make sure that he actually does do some work and that hes not rummaging around my room trying to find the gameboy…” etcetc.

So yes, the first 15 minutes was fine, UNTIL, he got bored of maths problem solving and decided to stir up some trouble ==

5 minutes later, I hear this terrified “OMG WHAT/WHO THE HELL WAS THAT” from the study room, and I find, my bro, cowering behind the table, pointing at the window and making frantic gestures at me to duck down just in case “that guy outside comes in and gets us!!!”So I ducked down, trying to calm him down and telling him that “it’s gna be all right and you were just hallucinating” cos the backyard had no one there.

Being the dipshit he is, he made me go outside and check what it was, but I refused so he actually pushed me out the door and made me what to the front yard to see what it was.

**palm forehead** Wrong move Tom.

I was three metres from the door when that dipshit closed the door and locked me out of the house ==

%*%&^%

I was locked out of the house for half an hour ==

And no, I couldn’t have climbed through the window because they were all closed and even if they were open I wouldn’t to climb through because all of them are either a) fly screened, or b) at least 5 metres off the ground ==
And yea. Finally let me in. ==

Gahh.

I hate holidays :@