I'd like to give my mother a piece of my mind.

Picture this:
You are busily working on your English poetry assignment on the computer upstairs and you hear your motherf*cking sister whisper something fishy about something lying on the table to somebody else. Oh yes. I f*cking heard you, you little dipshit. You whispered "another late note?????? I've seen Lynette's wallet, and she has so many late notes already" which is so suss since this house is made out of bricks and tiles not carpet and curtains and frankly I COULD HEAR YOU trying to lower your voice so as not to get bashed later, bitch. And then, you hear an uncalled-for, loud, piercing, screeching, shrewish voice yell at you from 4 metres down

"LYNETTE!!!!?????? Why were you late????"

as if the teachers give you detensions for walking into class late or something

"WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MANY LATE NOTES??"

"I've only had 3 this whole term"

"HOW MANY HAVE YOU HAD THIS WHOLE YEAR?"

"around 8"

"WHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYY?????????!!!! DADDY DID YOU HEAR THAT???? SHE'S BEEN LATE TO SCHOOL 9 TIMES THIS YEAR!! LYNETTE WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING????? YOU'RE SO DISORGANISED!! WHAT WILL THE TEACHERS SAY????"

dad:

"Being late is not only bad for you classwork. It is also a SAFETY HAZARD. When your mother and I went to highschool, if you walked into class late, YOU HELD SHAME UPON YOURSELF."

mum:

"CLEARLY she doesn't even care! Don't you care about your education? Because on the days that your are late you never feel... REMORSE."

*snorts*

dad:
"and you think you are RESPONSIBLE and INDEPENDANT. EVERYDAY your mother and I have to run here and run there and drive here and drive there for your activities. Do you want to tire us to death? In fact, NO MORE SOCCER NEXT YEAR!"

mum:
"DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH TIME YOU WASTE IN THE MORNINGS WHEN YOU ARE LATE? You start the journey at before 8, and reach school at nearly 10!!!! What does your teacher say??? How do you keep up with the schoolwork after you've missed a whole hour!!?"

"I quickly copy my friend's notes"

"And you manage to do ALL that DURING THE LESSON???? What about your teacher, doesn't she teach during that time????"

"Yeaahhhhh.... you don't learn soemthing new every single minute of everysingle day, you know"

"IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOUR TEACHER THEN? WHAT DOES SHE DO ALL THAT TIME?"

(...)
"Don't compare yourself with other people! You ALWAYS do that, I don't give a ****** about what other people do or don't do. You ALWAYS compare your bad points with others!...."

Ok I'll stop now since if I wrote down the whole comversation you would all be up until dawn.

As if being late sometimes is ever going to effect your schoolwork, except for English with the Shrew. Also, my sister tells me that my mum has been bitching about me behind my back, about how I'm supposedly going through the "teenage phase of Depression" and she doesn't know what could have caused it *COUGHCOUGH*. Ok that was harsh, but maybe if she didn't tell me every single second that I'm failing at life on the count of my lack or organization and nocturnism, or if she stopped being a bloody hypocrite, and if she stopped making us do pointless things like wash our socks and undies before putting them in the washing machine, or always making me feel like everything was my fault and not the parents' resonsibility I'd be more willing to make friendly conversations.

Not that I was ever depressed in the first place. It's just when they have to know everything about everything going on in school or why I didn't participate in that poetry competition or why I didn't sign up for debating or.... etcetc that gets me disgruntled. Seriously, does anyone here think I'm turning emo? *snorts*. Except for sometimes, when I'm just a bit stoned.

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On a happier note SOFTBALL WAS SO FUNNY TODAY!!!! I swear, Grasshopper looks SO MUCH LIKE a 50s version of Aaron Cornelius when he runs! Like NO JOKING, I've never seen an adult run with such childish joy! XD I bet when he was little he was one of those over art-obsessive students who failed at PE LOOOOOLLLL! HAHAHAHAHA Thinking about him running makes me laughxD

Cricket today was just........... OK, let's just say, we won on the 2nd over. And we played 9 overs. Overall, pretty uneventful if you ask me.

<3
lynette