AH FREAKING ENGLISH! GO AND BURN IN HELL I TELL THEE!

Wow what a pleasant way to start a post. But I swear, if I hear the words "creative" and "writing" again, I will literally go and blast myself to some distant planet that can withstand human existance without the support of English, such as Mars. Hey! DID YOU KNOW they found water in Mars? Great success. *thumbs up* Anywho, I can assure you that in my future life, however deprived of money I may be, my skillz and educational learnings about "imaginative writing" will not come into play.

Hm, I haven't updated for awhile. Perhaps it's time I carve on my gravestone here.

Well, seeing as everyone's discussing about their excellent ideas on the topic of English *Einstein lightbulbs flashing furiously* I shall now entice the viewers with my.. AHEM wonderful, ingenious, TRES CREATIVE AND IMAGINATIVE idea.

- drum roll please -

Well yes, it is based on a My Chemical Romance song. Very inspired, non? Story goes that this alcoholic/drug pothead wakes up in a hospital thinks he's hungover from the night before, until his mom informs him that he has been in an carcrash with his brother. He then remembers drinking in a car with his bro before crashing into an oncoming vehicle, which then claimed his bro's life and injured himself severely - relying purely on life support.

He then goes into a rage and feels regret for everything he's done, buried in guilt by the murder of his bro. He then starts to black out and increase in heart rate etc and is slowing losing consciousness, and eventually dies and enters this dark world - ie life after death. And then he's confused/ lost and thinks he's going to hell for everything he's done, until a parade passes by he has a flashback of when he was young, his brother took him into the city to see a marching band.

And he said will you, defeat them, and all the non-believers, the plans that they have made? Because one day, I'll leave you A PHANTOM to lead you in the summer, to-

hahaha nahh I'm kidding. ;) No prize for guessing what song it is though. =='

So then he felt remorseful for the life he lead, and decides that it's never too late to be good and fulfils his bro's wish by joining the black parade and become the "saviour of the broken and the damned." And the story ends with them singing "we'll carry on.. we'll carry on.." into the distance.

Hahhahaha I believe it is entertaining through the "evil becomes good" factor and challenges the question of life after death? >< TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK. I'm scared that it's too teen-angsty or cliched. Oohoh and anyone else who decides to base their story on an MCR song shall suffer severe injury inflicted by yours truly.

Hm it's that or a EXTREMELY LONG parody of Romeo and Juliet, aka "ROO-MEE-OH and JOO-LEE-YEH", which is about arranged Chinese marriages where Juliet's mom wants her to marry a rich accountant with a bald/receding haircut, but Joo-Lee-Yeh wants to marry her next door neighbour Roo-Mee-Oh. But Joo's mom hates Romeo's family as both families own Chinese takeaway restuarants and Romeo's family stole Juliet's family sharkfin soup recipes from dynasties ago (PREFERABLY LIU DYNASTY). And then in the end Juliet's mom attempts to kill Romeo by inviting him over for dumplings and poisoning his food, but however she accidently eats it herself and dies - ROOMEEOH and JOOLEEYEH happily ever after! ^^

Omg so lame and sterotypical. ><

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Mock trial yesterday! I stayed til the end with Matt and Eric, scabbing timtams and nuts, which was a great success. =) And then we attempted to socialise with the "magistrate," who is actually a real-life barrister. Except the socialising part basically invovled Matt conversing with that guy while Eric and I stood around nodding politely like we knew what they were on about.

And during the mock trial my phone rang! Fudge it was so embarrassing, as it was all quiet while the DEFENDANT was cross-examinating the WITNESS, and then suddenly this very loud gangster Step Up song starts blasting out from right outside the door. Omg and then I just sprinted outta there at 10000000km/hr, grabbing my bag with me and feeling like a complete loser. *beetroot face*

Ah it's really late now so I'ma go SLEEPYTIMES.

Goodnight sleep tight,
don't smoke too much bong tonighttt..

xx.
George.

PS. HAPPY BIRTHDAY DANIEL! =D