I must be the most un-co, accident prone person ever. =_____=

Just recently, I have:

1. Cut up my knee with the rings on a 2kg folder. =_____= Is there a major vein there or what? I dropped the folder on my knee and just got a few scratches which i thought were fine, seeing that I'd had worse happen to me. The next second, it was bleeding like crazy like Nishant's arm when we were dissecting the hearts in Year 8. =/ Okay, maybe not that much but you get the idea..

2. Tripped over that random cement and metal bin holder lying random in the middle of the footpath from assembly. =____= (Lol, Tom and Pat xD ) I don't know why they have such potentially dangerous objects just lying there in the middle of a path where little innocent people like me could just trip over it.

3. Tripped on the stairs LOTS AND LOTS OF TIMES. =____=

4. BURNT MY HAND WITH LASAGNE. WTF?!?!?! I know, HOW STUPID CAN I GET?!?! =___= I reheated the lasagne in the microwave and I thought it would be fine to take out but then it slipped WHOOSH from my hand and all the cheese and stuff landed on my hand and I had to put an icepack on for like, 2 days and I couldn't sleep at night because of the stinging. =(( Because I had the icepack on like a good, responsible girl, it didn't swell BUT. I realised that there was another place on my hand that was burnt too and it was fully swollen up and red. And now I have an ugly un-Harry-Potter-like scar. =_______=

5. BURNT MY ARM IN THE OVEN?!?! WTF?!?! And they were like, 2nd degree burns too. I was getting garlic bread out of the oven and it was all the way at the back of the oven and the hand glove thing only went up to my wrist. I was reaching out......reaching out....... and i freakin burnt my arm. =___= I only ran my arm under water for like, 2 minutes cause it didn't hurt or anything (maybe my nerves were burnt off == ) and the next day, it was this gross open sore and then it grew this disgusting scab because my blood clotting and then it became an open sore again and then.. You get the idea.

6. Slipped on a non-slip mat yesterday.

7. Slipped on the same non-slip mat today. =______= I bet we got that mat at some cheap Asian place.

Seriously, my legs are like, permanently bruised from all my tripped/slipping/bumping into things. Whenever the old bruises start to fade, I conveniently happen to bump/trip/slip and get fresh new purple ones. TT My mummy says that I look ugly. =(

If I were a haemophiliac, I would have been dead a LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG time ago.

No wonder I'm not good at sport.

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unco Fred