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Saturday, July 12, 2008
Oh my GAWSH. I feel so sick at the moment. I think we ordered slightly too much fish and chips. And had too much cake. And I'm just about to have dinner, which is even worse.
Anyway,,, who reckons scamming money off younger siblings is fun? I DO!! It's so awesome and you make such large profits. For example, last term my hundred dollar budget was broke, and since nobody in the house had available money except my sister who had a fifty-dollar note, I begged to borrow it off her and pay it back with ten percent interest the next term when my money gets raised from the dead.
Anyway, on Thursday her friends came over to our house, and since they're only 11, an old person has to take them to the park, and our parents were at work, she offered to reduce the amount owing by $10 if I walked them there and played soccer with them ==. (Since I told her that I had SO MUCH WORK and barely had time to watch ABC kids and that 5 dollars wasn't worth it =D).
Then, on Friday we made a cake (although it was mostly me because all she did was put the milk back into the fridge), and I told her that if she wanted some then she had to do the dishes for the mixing bowl and all the vomit-lookalike crap. Then, when she was MEANT to wash them up, she got lazy and then i seized the ooportunity and offered to do the dishes FOR HER in return for owing her $15 dollars less. HAHAHAHA AND SHE AGREED. Because she's lazy =)) I'm such a cheap sister, but oh well. NO WONDER she's so loaded, she doesn't buy any food at all. And when i was licking the icing off the spoon, and asked her if she wanted me to leave her some, she automatically turns on dipshit mode and starts yelling at me about how the icing was 30% butter and 50% sugar.
We haven't had pictures on this blog in ages. So here are some =)
When it was raw it looked so awesome =)
And then it turned brown but it still looked awesome.
And when I took it out KABOOM it was half-burnt and looked like a lop-sided volcano. WTF X__X. Oh well, the inside still tasted good. And the icing covered the scary black stuff.
Ohio, today we went to Gosford with my dog since she's getting fat from not exercising enough. (sorryD=). It took like 2 hours to get there and since my grandma's visiting Australia, there was practically NO SPACE WHATSOEVER in the car! OMFG I was frkn wedged in the middle in the backseat with nowhere to put my legs or my head. Seriously, I'd rather have slept in the boot with my dog. In addition, we had to put up with 2 hours of squeaky asian music because my mum was sick of listening to "SHORTY GOT THEM APPLE BOTTOM JEANS, BOOTS WITH THE FUURRRR" and "I KISSED A GIRL AND I LIKED IT, HOPE MY BOYFRIEND DON'T MIND ITTT" and "ECSTASY, ECSTASY, EEE EEE EEE EEEEE ECSTASYYY" etcetc on the bloody radio these days. (I have to admit, the Kyle and Jacky'o show has turned gay).
Then when we got to the beach Ollie had to POO IN THE SAND and since I was out of plastic bags I dug a hole and dad scooped the s hit into the hole. And I buried it. Quite inconspicuously. In the middle of a beach. And then my sister started chasing her around shouting things at her like: "Don't be a B I T C H!!!" (which was pretty ironic, if you ask me) LOL!
Keke, what an Inspector Rex wannabe. Did I tell you that Inspector Rex is back on SBS?
What the hell, half of the holidays has gone already. Wtf, time passes so damn quickly, and when I look in the mirror I think I can see wrinkles starting to form on my forehead. It's not funny TT.TT I wish we were back in camp and we had no watches and we just got up when we bloody felt like it. =(. And I still have to do stupid history assignment, since next week is all booked up with commitments:
Monday: Work at Essex Street Kindy for community service
Tuesday: GETSMART, CASTLETOWERS! =)
Wednesday: Work at Essex Street Kindy for community service. again ==
Thursday: SOCCERRRRRRR, ILONA"S BIRTHDAYYY
Friday: Bloch, getting demi-pointes fitted with my mum, I think.
I know, Ilona, Yingmon and I are being so cheap, doing nearly all our community service hours in one go instead of over the weeks like we're supposed to. But the lady was so nice, and said she would mark it off as if it we were going there one hour a week.
So yeah. That's just about been my week.
Jerry;
K3