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Now now, what's installed in the monotonal life of George today?

I went to city again today, with my beloved companions Lucy, Flora and Florence, originated from THE Chinatown school/ asian-infested wonderland called .. B A U- oh wait sorry, erase that. That is what you call " polluting the school's wonderful academic reputation." That is NOT the B__ way. Sorry my bad.

So in the morning I had to wake up in the early hours of the dawn, which I had not known of its existance until today. If the early bird gets the worm, then my worm will be the size of Asia.

So off I go to Flo's house at 8:45am, carrying my precious breakfast along the way which consisted of some bun from Eastwood azn bakeries that are HEAPS CHEAPER THAN BREADTOP. You know Breadtop is such a ripoff? Like you can buy the same bread at normal asian bakeries for like $1 and at Breadtop it's $2. THATS LIKE 100% INCREASE! Fkn asians tryna rip me off. But since taking Commerce class this year I have learnt the smart way of avoiding companies whom are desperate to increase their revenues.

Anywho, arrived at Flo's at 8:45am cos my mom has to go to work, just to find Florence in a state of subconsciousness with her hair like Einstein's latest science experiment. So then while she got ready, I EAT MY YUMMY BREAKFAST and read the newspaper about some 13 yr old girl with her 18 yr old boyfriend. I swear, the teenage culture is corrupted these days. YOU'RE 13. YOU DON'T NEED TO ENGAGE IN CERTAIN INTERCOURSES.

So then Flo and I took the choo choo train into the city.

Dammit it was so cold and windy today. While we were hitch-hiking along George Street (yes, MY street), the wind was like a hurricane with 999.99999km/hr velocity. So there we were, battling the elements and overcoming the adversities that we were faced with..

*presses replay*

- a huge gust of wind blows and we all shiver and squint with our slitty eyes while trying to cross the road -

Flora: omg the wind is blowing!
Me: OH NO SHIET FLORA!

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LMFAO xD

Hm, is there such thing as cashews rehab? Someone enroll me please, before I die of cashews overdose.


xx.
Geo.