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Just a little post to distract people AWAY from the effing chatbox. I guess we are being harsh on some people out there, but let's face it- I'm never using Desktop Windows Manager again. LOOL JUST KIDDING. Everybody is welcome except those who wish to anonymously schit on the cbox. Get my drift...? Eh? eh?

OK. Teachers can be such a B ITCH when it comes to PMS. So on monday, we had an important meeting at lunchtime in the gym during which the ladies of '11 where crucially eqipped with the neccesary knowledge required to be taken into account for the four days spent with NO proper toilet to sit on when the *ahem* occasion arose. YES SOMEONE BRING A SUBSTANTIAL SUPPLY PLEASE. I'll bring toilet paper =). and Derf will bring shovels. HAHAHAHAHA x) (NOTE TO SELF: Go shopping for thermal underwear this weekend)

Anyway, we went past the end of lunchtime bell, and many of us stayed behind to ask important questions. I, being at the back of the large crowd, arrived at the door of D2 only to find that that the door was LOCKED, and thus you can see how much I panicked as the rest of the class had their eyes eagerly glued to the TV screen whereas I was stuck outside knocking frantically. Then I spotted the teacher who was staring STRAIGHT BACK AT ME through the little sqare window on the door, and I wondered: "WHAT THAT FUCK? Why the hell is she standing there shaking her head at me? Why is she rolling her eyes at me when I've knocked 5 times?". Then, feeling extremely stupid, I started signalling frantically at my trustworthy friends to unlock the door, who just sat there staring blankly at me. It turned out that the teacher was telling them not to open the door for me. After about 2 minutes, Saam came running accross the corridoor to where I was standing, and finally, the shrew strides purposefully up to the door, opens it, and:

SHREW: Where have you been?
J&S: At a meeting for duke of ed
SHREW: the rest of the class was here 10 minute ago (PSHT wtf)
J&S: the girls had to say behind for a girls only meeting with Ms Ydennek
SHREW: oh really?
J&S: Yeh really...
SHREW: Well, go and get a note from ms Ydennek then. *speaks in malicious tone and slams the door in our faces*

So then we went aimlessly back to the hall, where half of the ladies where STILL hanging around around questions, and since she was going to go to the same area where our classroom was, she just decided to come with us and tell that shrew face to face. So then, you can imagine the sudden change in her "disguised persona" (from shrew to idealistic, polite, well mannered, pleasant, domestic, woman of elizabethan society), when she saw the imposing face of the History department striding into the classroom and informing her that the meeting ran late.

HAHAHAHAHAHA OWNED MUCH? and THAT is hence illustrative of the "TAMING OF THE SHREW" for you! ^^. But alas, as soon as her back was turned, she gave us the if-looks-could-kill deathglare and gave us the "you girls are ALWAYS late for my classes. Go and sit down" lecture, to which we snorted invisibly. Wait, on second thoughts, we should have jigged the whole lesson, and if the Principal caught us Truenting, we could easily have told her truthfully that our teacher simply locked us out.

Today at maths Anna and I both forgot to bring our textbooks, and when we were just about the exit the classroom in order to OBTAIN one from our lockers, Moho shouted at us to sit back down as we should always ask permission to leave class beforehand. So while everybody else asked and went to get textbooks we were just sitting there eating. Finally, after 10 minutes, we decided to ask again because she was giving detentions to whoever didnt bring their tbooks, and when we finally arrived at the locker... IT WASN'T IN THERE WTF =.=''

So panicking at the prospect of us walking back into the classroom emty handed under the eyes of the moho, we tried to pick at bob and Pat's lock (haha sorry won't hapen again), but it was so damn high quality, so we gave up and went back... (sneaked in when she wasn't looking). And half the class ended up having to write 75 lines saying"I will always bring my textbook". -_-''

Hm, I could probably fill up another 10 pages with details about cumberland High school, but I guess I'll leave that to George >___>

Going to sleep early today =)

Chau

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