OMG I WAS SO EMBARRASSING WHEN I WAS YOUNG.

*shakes head in disgust*

This is an extract from my many artistic works. Published in year 3 when I was still taking ESL classes at school after being in Australia for around 2 months. Note: this was written with the aid of my Chinese-speaking friends.

A Holiday Adventure.

" On Saturday we went to New Zealand. Alice and I go to the zoo. We see the dolphin and we got to feed them. We see the deer. The deer is very tall. The deer eat leaves and we see the tiger, Alice feel happy, I ask her;’’ why do you feel happy?’’ Alice said;’’ because I like tigers, tigers are very smart. We see other animals, we want to go home. THE END"


HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA ROFLMAAAOOO .. I still crack up like crazy when I read that. That paragraph is spoken like a true asian. LMFAO " the deer eat leaves. The deer is very tall." I think I meant giraffes. LMFAO =='

But I guess I can look back and say “ look how far I’ve [we’ve] come?” And maybe that’s all life is about. It’s about constantly moving forward despite all the ADVERSITIES that we are confronted with. *Ahem still remembering back to last year when Ms Taylor kept on using the word “ADVERSITIES” everytime we discussed the book A Cinderella Story.”

But I’m guess I’m still not completely free from the ESL-ness.

“With a final kick, I watched the ball fly into the air and plunge into the goal. I couldn’t believe what I’d just accomplished. The crowd corrupted, and the sounds from the sea of blue was roaring louder and louder.. “ – Maradona Essay, last year.

HAHA, erupted and corrupted. I’ll never forget.

xx.
George.