OMFG I FUCKING HATE SINGLE SEX PE CLASSES.

Okay, so unless you’re a guy, which is like 50 percent you out there, then it’s all fine for you. But just because I’m a girl, I do not see why I HAVE TO SUFFER 75 MINUTES OF FCUKING TRYING TO HIT- wait no, sorry Ms Sivad, I mean PUSH – A STUPID ORANGE HOCKEY BALL WITH A LAST-CENTURY-OLD BAT ALONG THE PATCHY NON-EXISTANT GRASS AND WATCH IT ROLL 5 CM INFRONT OF ME.

I’m sorry, but that’s just not my idea of “fun” or “exercise.” And my teacher just happens to choose the MOST UNEXCITING SPORTS, maybe cos she thinks we’re gonna break a nail from playing a AHEM “CONTACT” sport like basketball or soccer.

And then .. instead of learning how to “PUSH” the hockey ball properly, we hold our stick parallel to the ground and try to hit the ball up and down!

Um, SO WHEN EXACTLY IN A GAME ARE WE GOING TO REQUIRE SUCH SKILL? Apparently it’s to improve our “hand-eye coordination.” WHAT THE FUCKSHUN?

And the teacher is so biase. Just because a chick is in one of her grade sport teams or dance class, it instantly makes them PRO and far more superior than the rest of the people. And I hate it when someone just flukes a shot and it just suddenly goes into the goals, and then she says in very loud and excited tone “ OHHH ___ YOU ARE VERY VERY GOOD! OH GOOD JOB!!!!!” and thinks that they’re like super pro.

And the bottom oval grass is all lumpy and if you had common sense, then of course you’ll realise that MAYBE IT’S NOT A GREAT PLACE TO PLAY A SPORT WHICH INVOLVES A BALL ROLLING ON THE SURFACE OF THE GROUND. Because then the ball just gets trapped in the overly grown grass and into the dirt holes every three seconds!

And then we had a game. I thought that would be fine, except then when I was trying to defend..

“BETTYY! YOU CANNOT BLOCK ANOTHER PLAYER WITH YOUR BACK! THAT IS WHAT WE CALL AN .. O-B-S-T-R-U-C-T-I-O-N”

And then 2 secs later..

“ STOPPP!!! BETTYYYTY! DON’T CALL FOR THE BALL WHEN YOU ARE NOT IN POSITION! YOU HAVE TO RUN TO A AVAILABLE SPACE SO SHE CAN PASS TO YOU, YOU SEE?”

Oh fucking hell. Can’t you see I’m trying to run from my defender? And then after my faithful goalie the infamous crocodile kindly let in two goals to the other team, my teacher comes along “ OHHH DID THE BLUE TEAM JUST SCORE AGAIN? Betty and Anna you girls must try to get some goals!”

== It’s not like I’m not trying. And it’s not my fault that crocodiles don’t make good goalies.

And then it’s like this, every single time. Last term when we played netball, she was like “ OH WHERE ARE THE GIRLS FROM MY NETBALL TEAM? Oh you girls can be captain..” while she thinks the rest of us do not comprehend the sport of netball at all. At least that time she realised that I’m not a loser after 3 minutes into the game, not like today when it’s like .. “ GOODJOB AMANPREET! OH GOODJOB SHEHANE! ... and Betty .. you have potential..” ==========’’’’

I swear, when have I hated PE lessons? What happened to halfyearly PE mark of 99% last yr? *looks at Jerry* Since when did my teacher think I was some uncoordinated retard who’s never played a single ball game in her life? If this is the so-called lame attempt to “get girls to participate more in sport,” then fuck this man, bring back the unisex PE class of 8G.

xx.