THIS IS MADNESS, THIS IS.. MADNESS, THIS .. IS.. SG!

HAPPY 300th POST SG! <3 As a celebration of this ceremonial event, I have just quoted the line from the movie “300” just for you all. =)

Now now. Upon the rapid-approaching reality of the commencement of term 2 & halfyearlies, everyone is too busy burying their heads in Mt Everest-height textbooks than to waste their cellular energy on typing up a long post. However, as you may know, some people aren’t as studious as others, which bring me here before you.

I just realised that, we always complain about the things we don’t like on this blog. Dish dirt on this, diss that, diss that chick you see at Eastwood.. LOL *Looks at Tom* But we don’t go on about the things we like sometimes. (Unless you’re Tom and talks non-stop about Ed-the-sped Cullen, whom I do not care very much as I have yet to read that damn book due to the lack of stock at Castle Hill Library).

So now, in the uttermost cheerful and joyous manner, I will tell you about – sings - “some of my favourite thingggggggggs~” J

If there’s one thing I learnt over this holiday, it’s how addicting cashews are. Yes, they might just look like some little, insignificant, minuscule, lifeless beings, BUT NOOOO YOU ARE WRONG. Once you eat them, it’s like you’ve entered the DARK SIDE OF THE FORCE, unable to escape, with the exclusion of possessing a hideous mask and a Darth Vader voicebox.

“ HEY WHATCHA DOING MAN?”
“ Just grabbing some nuts ..”

LOL Scary Movie doing Brokeback Style ;)

But seriously. Whenever I’m hungry, I eat them. When I’m not hungry, I eat them. When I’m happy, I eat them. When I’m sad, I eat them. When I’m bored, I- .. you get the point. Please, if you know how to cure the ‘obsessive compulsory disorder’ concerning the consuming of cashews, please contact me on 041-

AH HA! YOU THOUGHT I WAS GONNA PUT MY CONTACTING DETAILS ON THE WORLD WIDE WEB FOR MILLIONS OF INTERNET PREDATORS TO PREY ON STRAIGHT AWAY? Well NO you’re wrong. *refers back to the article Fred and Tom wrote about internet stalkers last year*

Internet-safety precaution number one: never reveal your true identity or contacting details on the web.

Too bad you 80-year-old pedos with lung cancer and kidney failures! No whitepages.com searching for you!

SEE? I’m now dissing pedos and internet stalkers again! That’s deeply unpleasant and inappropriate in the 300th anniversary of www.s2-sg.blogspot.com. I shall tell you about some more of my favourite thinggggggs~

Next on the list is ……
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sleeping. Which is what I’m going to do now.

Until then,

xx.
George.