Since I haven’t acquired much beneficial sleep throughout the first tedious school term due to various educational school curriculum which OF COURSE, prioritise over my health issues, on the first day of the holidays I slepted and slepted like there was no tomorrow. Finally, after 9 hours of sleep.. I awoke from a long sleep like that Disney princess, which I have long forgotten her name.

As the knowledge of finally having two-photography-[my] ass-free-weeks finally hits me, I jumped out of bed and pranced around gaily in delight, attempting to do a MJ moonwalk (but non, failing miserably) and started singing out-of-tune to Low by FLOOOOO RIDA whilst attempting to do some unco hiphop routine from Step Up.

YES BRITNEY SPEARS, BE SCARED.

So then, in amidst of my happiness, I pulled open my curtains in ultimate excitement, with full expectation of bright blue skies and fluffy white clouds come zooming in my view, as …..*checks Science asso* … my optical nerves would have transmitted the inverted image information from my retina as impulses to my brain, which would’ve then processed the image and perceived the object as an upright image, BUT ALAS, WHAT DO I SEE?

*GASP* *HORROR* #$&*&(*%($ !!!

SOME MASS OF FREAKING GREY PATCH OVERCASTING THE ONCE WHITE CLOUDS AND BLUE SKIES, STARING BACK AT ME.

[ Ooh, that rhymes. =) Thankyou my inspiration, William Shakespeare. May you have all the luck you had with chicks in “Shakespeare in Love.” xD ]

When I first saw the thick blanket of columbus-nimbo (sorry, I can’t recall the spelling of the technical term of storm cloud), I was horrified that PERHAPS SOMEHOW I was starring in the movie “The Day After Tomorrow” or was being magically transported back to the Beijing Olympics like Nero in the “Matrix” and the overload of pollution was slowing suffocating me with it’s long, wrenching fingertips, but upon blinking in slow-motion once more in Zhu-style, the sad reality overcomes me ..

It’s raining, it’s pouring.. Australia is snoring..

==’

The knowledge that it’s raining has brought my ecstasy levels back down to negative indices. I stumbled and decided that it’s time to end my environmentally-friendly phase and turned on my lamp.

AND ON THE FIRST DAY, THERE WAS LIGHT.
Reference: Thomas Edison, inventor of the light bulb. [“Some or all the ideas and techniques researched MUST BE made reference to” – quote from Photography Assignment no. 30493049304]

Oh well, it’s a holiday nevertheless, so I shall not let this catastrophic incident dampen my holidays spirits.

Upon finishing making my breakfast, which consisted of two piece of bread <3333, I settled down on my cushiony sofa and turned on the TV, expecting some “special-programs-designated-for-kids-during-the-holidays, but to my disbelief, the Morning Show with Kerri-Anne popped onto the screen. *switches channel* 9am With David and Kim. *switches channel* The Morning Show. *switch* ..

HEY LOOK! MY FAVOURITE PROGRAM FROM 5 YEARS AGO!

“ Open wide, come inside.. it’s plaaaaaay schooooooool .. “

Yes, ABC Kids. WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?! xDD

Ah, this is going to be a long and enjoyable holiday, don’t you think? *glances out the window and sees flash flooding in my backyard*

Merrily merrily merrily merrily .. & I’m outt.

xx.
George.