Hello Australia, and welcome to ..

SO YOU THINK YOU CAN BS!

This week, our contestants are put to the test in order to uncover .. AUSTRALIA'S BEST BS ARTIST!

- applause and cheering from the crowd -

And now, let's welcome our .. JUDGES! BETTY BETTY AND eh .. ahem BETTY!

Very soon we will announce the winner of our weekly competition, but let's have a look at the most fierce and dominating contestant this week and how George went about discovering it.

This week, the competition takes place in the beloved room of D5 on a sunny Tuesday autumn afternoon, when the leaves are gently hanging off the branches, slowing transforming into beautiful shades of auburn and gold. Ah, such metamorphasis..

In walks Judge Ju- wait no, George, placing her book and sheets on her table and preparing herself for a lesson of intense learning and extreme hardcore information overfill. Oh little did she know what she was preparing herself for..

- Enter Ronaert -

" Okay .. everyone take on of these sheets .."

" Now .. what happened during the WWI? Germany, as you know, was very powerful and large nation but she was only formed in 1871. Now at that time, she was in an alliance, with its neighbour Austria-Hungary and furthur south, Italy. And while .. "

- everyone slowly activates the ever-so-popular domian mode while the silhouette figure places itself on the luxurious, cushion-y chairs and continues to drone on in monotone whilst we feel our rear end getting jabbed by the irritation of cheap school chairs.. -

" Britain had an Empire, to which France and Russia belonged to as well. Now.. Britain was fearful of the growing power of Germany, and she did not want Germany to get new colonies and .. "

- 5 minutes passed .. eyes flicker, fingers fiddle ..-

" Now many of the people in the empire of Australia- Hunary wanted to be free, and she wanted to control the Balkans, which consisted of Romania, Serbia (DJOKOVIC FTW!) Greece .."

- 10 minutes passed .. pens spin, mobile phones and nintendo DS's are gradually making an appearance .. -

" But France has lost some rich land to Germany in 1817. Many Francais people wanted revenge (some which is unfortunately inflicted upon us at the school due to language choices) and others feared their strong neighbour .."

- slowly a calm breathing sound of small amplitude and low frequency reached me through the waves travelling through a medium and carrying energy through the motion .. (thankyou, Science Focus) .. and upon turning 90 degree angle to her right, George discovers a person has drifted off to a peaceful and serene sleep .. -

" Turkey, like Australia, controlled .. "

Slowly I could feel my eyes getting gradually heavier and heavier, and the amount of energy required to stretch these tiny slit azn eyes were overwhelming. Perhaps its cos don't do enough Wheatbix in the morning.. I glanced at the clock again for what seemed like the 69th time, and just watching the secondhand tick was making me feel more and more drowsy .. I can see the blurred image of Noor falling asleep 4 seats infront of me ..

" Russia was worried about the new, strong Germany .. Russia wanted to control the .. "

Wow, when does this ever end? My eyes became smaller.. and smaller.. and then ..

Going once. .
going twice ..

THREE TIMES! *ding ding ding* NOW THAT IS OUR NEW WINNER OF THIS WEEK'S ..
SO YOU THINK YOU CAN BS!!

Now let's conduct an award ceremony with Beethovan piano accompliment in the background shall we? This amazing contestant has managed to enchant George into such a state that she is at a loss for words and in extreme state of falling asleep.

And that's it from me, George, on SYTYCBS! Say hello to your moms for me! Goodnight Australia. =)

xx.
George.