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Friday, April 4, 2008
DUN dun DUUUUNNNN; "six o' clock, tommy" !!"what?"
"Don't worry"
"What?"
-whispering- "six o; clock"
"yeh what about it"
"one hundred and eighty degrees"
"what?"
-sees suspicious glints radiating out of the corner of one's eye-
"nevermind"...
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So what motivates YOU to achieve self-actualisation?? [note: self actualisation = realizing full potential as a person and being creative]. I am sorry George, but I disagree; the "So You Think You Can BS" cash prize is not in the hands of a certain teacher who can give useful information about Francais and Germany in world war 1, but rather that of a certain species of man called
"HOMO ERECTUS" who thinks that she can waste 40 minutes of my life giving us a photocopied sheet that she made up on the spot saying "you are to research a particular foundation, and you should be able to give information about what it does, where it gets its money, and how successful they are", because she somehow believes that government funding is related to Personal Development, Health and Physical Activities.
This just reminds me of cooking tech last year, during which we had to go the the library every week to "compile a find-a-word consisting of Australian Towns" or "create a crossword puzzle consisting of all the big objects you can find in Australia" or "complete the following questions: 1 a. Which big fruit is Moree known to have in its north-east corner..."
And how many times did we actually get to cook? WHAT? TWICE?? =.="
Well, let me ask myself WHAT motivates Me to achieve self actualisation. And i think: "what?"
Is it because i feel pressurised by other students at this super duper asian sensation school by the name of Bowkumm Hilla La? Is it because i believe that all the 5 years worth of work and study actually counts towards the
HSC? Well guess what. It doesn't. And we were all falsely deceived into all this bullcrap. I mean, even if you did NOT hand in that photography assignment on time, or EVER, your world is not going to collapse on you. (As we have realized, with our good friend errmmm). If the teacher orders you to go to the principals office immediately, and you DON'T, the principal is definitely
not going to chase you down windsor road and strap you to an electric chair. So therefore, -inserts mathematic symbol of three dots-, failing the history exam on world war 1 or the Persian Wars is not going to fail you your HSC because frankly darlings, the topic will be just a little rusty, yes i know, just a LITTLE in 4 years time.
So what motivates me? =.=''.I have no idea. But just to be safe, I WILL do that photography essay and i WILL hand it in on monday morning.
OH LOOK, a perfect BS essay up there before your eyes which i could have oh-so-easily copied and pasted into the little table column of my PD assignment about "self- actualisation", but no, I shall resort to posting this up on the cute little website
http://www.s2-sg.blogspot.com/.
p.s. Don't you think learning how to write an essay about The Taming Of the Shrew with Ms Yenews is so frkn complicated? Like can you at least not throw us off track by asking a gazillion questions about why Baptista is so blah blah blah and just INSTRUCT US ON HOW TO STRUCTURE THE HALF YEARLY EXAM? AND WHY HAVE YOU "ACCIDNETALLY MISPLACED YOUR ESSAYS (which you said you were going to give back to us two weeks ago, and said your forgot them, and said you forgot them, and said you forgot them, and said you had them but the computer broke down so we can't get them until the computer is fixed and all the marks are recorded, and now this)", SO NOW ALL THE STAFF ARE "LOOKING THROUGH THEIR DESKS"
Thankyou and goodbye.
lynette.