DISCLAIMER: i love you both mum and dad, the following is not only directed at you xDDD


ROFLMAOOO ASIAN PARENTS ARE SO EMBARRASSING TT.TT

Seriously. They're so CLUELESS especially around Anglos and then when these friendly old country town folks try to make a conversation and start using traditional Australian slang language that doesn't help either =.='' and when they attempt to 'catch on' it doesn't help either. Like one day, after she comes home with a very very funny slang joke which she heard from her boss and couldn't stop laughign at:

MUM: ahahahahaha listen to this joke... a mobile phone is like an arsehole...

*explodes into laughter*

Do you want to know why? BECAUSE EVERYBODY HAS ONE! HAHAHAHAHA

THE REST OF THE FAMILY: errrrrrr... >__> <___<>___>

dot dot dot...

And my dad is so slow on pronunciation and catching on with the rest fo the crowd xD. Like, for example, the other day when my sister was getting picked up in the car from soccer training,

DAD: I don't seem to know anybody's name except they all know mine... what was that man's name? That girl's dad... Vermmm... Verna...

SISTER: Oh do you mean Vernon? That's ***'s dad.

DAD: What was it? Ve.. VERMON? VERMIN?

SISTER: NOOOOOOO... VERNON...v-e-r-n-o-n... Vermin is the green stuff you vomit out

MUM: What? then what is the word for... you know... they say when you get bitten by a snake... verr...vermm..

SISTER: that would be VENOM

DAD: so he's name is Vermon? Say it again? VVERRRRmon?

SISTER: =.=''' *looks arond to check noone's listening*


OMG ==

ASIAN'S RULE ;))))

<3
lynette