1. NEVER EVER install that “government safety Safe Eyes” shit from the internet
2. Touch/rugby/afl is ghey and they should not be considered sport(s)
3. Australia should stay as a Consitutional Monarchy
4. or not.
5. NEVER SIT NEXT TO FRED ON A BUS TO ICESKATING. Or else she’ll get bored and start making demented faces @ you =/
6. Beware of random Pedos on VA excursions who carry a camera and randomly take a picture of you and then walk off in the other direction (omg, some distant relative of elyorcrd? Rofl)
7. I’’M AWESOME
8. World War I was between 1914 and 1918.
9. I think.
10. Always to remember to do your theory H/w for piano. Even the nicest piano teachers can turn nasty =[
11. Never ever take individual photos for school photos. Cos school photos are ghey.
12. Coconut Milk Tea from Easyway is disgusting. Especially from the Carlo Village Easyway.
13. Which is VERY dodgy.
14. But the Jasmine Milk Tea with pearls is awesome. So SOMEONE SHOUT ME ONE =]
15. RETARDS WHO ARE GONNA DISS THIS BLOG WILL BE HUNTED DOWN

Liked my list? =]

Well onwards with the blog xD.

ANNDDD

Just as I was beginning to shout for joy at the thought of three yr 7-less days @ school, and a EMPTY epping bus for once (==)… I hear this trundling of wheels behind me and a super duper short yr 7 shorter then PAT with a fugly okluab green hat –I have one too - to show SCHOOL PRIDE (xD) and then a huge wheely bag…
Oh. Yr 7’s back from camp already? =[

LOLS.

NB: to any yr 7’s currently reading this, do not take offence ^^ I’m only tryna find something to blog about xD.

But anyways.

DID YOU KNOW…

Yesterday was the maths common

And I stuffed the maths common

And since I stuffed the maths common up IM GONNA BE PUT UNDER HOUSE ARREST THIS EASTER T_T

And since im too depressed to blog anymore

This blog will now end here

The end.

End of blog.






JKS

NOW COME BACK COME BACK BEFORE I HUNT YOU DOWN WITH MY TOMMY GUNN GRRR

And on the topic on the Maths Common and me being put under HOUSE ARREST BY FREAKY ASIAN PARENTS WHO MAKE YOU HARDCORE STUDY THE NIGHT BEFORE THE TEST AND EXPECT YOU TO GET 90 PERCENT AND OVER ==

Let me show you an example of what a FREAKY ASIAN PARENT IS.

Like wtf? Its so typical man, like my dad wanted to use the comp for some “research” (research that probably was seeing who bid the highest price for whatever he’s selling on ebay o_0 – shakes head at those idiots who would actually bet for whatever it was - and SINCE THE DAMN INTERNET PAGE DIDN’T LOAD he started blaming telstra and bigpond for their shitty internet service o_0. and then. He turned to me and went:

ANGELAAAARRR. WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS COMPUTERR AGAINN? –deathglares @ innocent me =[-

And since I had ENOUGH TO WORRY ABOUT with maths common and shit, I ignored him and continued to kill the piano with my gheyarse pieces (omg sonata in a major??? Oh wows what great great fun ==) UNTIL I HEAR….

CLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICKCLICK

OF THE STUPID MOUSE.

Psht. oh whaddya know, its my gheyarse dad tryna speed up the page with the constant clicking of the mouse on the “go” sign nxt to the address bar ==

Omfg. If theres one thing I cant stand, IT IS THOSE RETARDS WHO CONSTANTLY CLICK ON THE MOUSE WITHOUT STOPPING ==

AND when I get frustrated, I feel like screaming, and when I feel like screaming and I CANT SCREAM, whenever I talk I practically shout at everyone/everything and when I do that, frkn parents rekn im being “disrespectful to elders” and when my parents are pissed at me… THAT’S NOT A GOOD SIGN.

And being the typical Asian dad my dad is, he went and phoned the damn bigpond helpline number, and started interrogating them about the shitty comp and their “shitty net service that dies all the time”

And guess who was on the other end of the phone??

HOIII I AM HERREEE FROM TELESTRAAR TO ASSIST YOU WITH OUR SERVICE AND WWWHATTT IZZZ YUOURR NAMEE?

Yes. A curry guy who had such a thick accent that I could not understand half the time what he was tryna saying ==

AFTER much interrogation, HE finally told me that he couldn’t do anything about the shitty comp (==) and gave me a random number for a computer technician o_0. *(&*( geez Couldn’t he have told me that earlier rather then tryna get me to understand him through his thick accent? (and plus two angry parents looking on with a pissed look on their faces cos app. “I killed the comp cos ive been watching too much stuff on youtube o_0’’)

God. ==

Lols… imagine if my parents figured out I was blogging this o_0 then …

Freaky asian parents >>> turn into fucking mental parents who’ll ground me for the rest of the year and give me lectures about “Omg in my day we had to walk 9 miles to get school and you should not abuse the advantages you younger generations have… “

God. I hate it when they take out the “recalling of bad memories when child” strategy to make me feel bad ==/ (not that it really works but yeas)

Ohh I love it when my parents are shouting @ me “for my own good” ==

Wows. What a depressing topic xD.

CAMPCAMPCAMPCAMP NEXT TERMMM

Whos doing Duke of Edinborough? XD. It sounds so very much appealing eyys? A frkn hike for 2 days with no showers/toilets (OMG NO PERSONAL HYGIENE) plus a frkn heavy camp bag on you with food/tent/stove/pots/pans/etc sounds so much fun non? And plus. Ask me to pick between not taking a shower for 3 days or to be stuck with george watching horror movies in the middle of the night… I think ill rather watch the horror movies ==

And don’t roll your eyes at me, cos it’s how bad it is. ITS CALLED HYGIENE =]=]

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KING TOM THE GREAT XD

PS. SG SHALL NOW BE CONSIDERED ROYALTY

Me- KING TOM
George- king george of… GEORGE TOWN. But king tom pwns king george.
Bob- LOL emmayingbobbyboyngai lord of… sponge town ^^ (this is so lame o_0)
Pat- Duke of starfish town ^^
Jerry- uhhs PRINCE JERRY XD
ANNDDD

FREDDD

IS COURT JESTER !!!

XD. Jksjks.

She can be my Personal Serving Man xD.

Jks. She can be a princess. That I’ll marry her off to some random guy. XD.

JKING DERFRED DON’T TAKE IT SERIOUSLY