It TRES TRES angers me, when teachers pick on students just to express their authority and exercise their dominance of power. Like three days ago for example.

I was sitting quietly in the sweet-scented, parfumed, fragrant room of D3 (which surprisingly has gotten rid of half of it's CO - classroom odour - due to the extinction of the 8R class of Francais last year) and listening rather attentively to the Master of Subjects, as he tediously attempts to fill our airy heads with his knowledge and understanding of the weathering charts. I was on the verge of activating into Domian Mode again as my eyes wondered sideways to comprehend all the graffiti on the walls - with a couple of them done by myself/yours truly, when all of a sudden, a particular comrade next to me uttered something completely irrelavant about a particular Sir named Elton John, and in amist of boredom, I laughed and said something along the lines of " haha that guy's ghey."

Before I knew it, I was snapped to my senses, a deep-octaval tenor voice transporting me back into reality.

" YOU. SEE ME AT LUNCH"

- sees Wesley looking confused at the teacher and pointing at himself while scratching his head in total confusion -

" NO, THE GIRL BEHIND YOU!"

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- Betty looking confused at the teacher and pointing at herself while scratching her head in total confusion -

" YES. YOU. THIS IS THE SECOND TIME I'VE TURNED AROUND AND YOU ARE TALKING"

(you know, it actually took awhile for me to actually comprehend that the "girl behind Wesley" was actually me, as he/she just pointed in that certain direction and shouted out some words, which I was also having trouble stringing together due to my lack of sleep this year)

Thinking back, I must've looked like a goldfish, with my mouth hanging open in shock and amazement. Mm yes, and THAT, my dear children, is what you call .. a kodak moment =)

Sheeshkebabs, it's not my fault that I was born with a voice of a SHREW. *mind rewinds back to that Taming of the Shrew DvD scene when Katherina was rolling on the floor with Petruchio and shouting obscenities in the curst voice of hers. Jeez you two, get a room. *

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ANYWHO, BACK TO THE STORY..

So then I sideglanced at Daniel and Justin, as they were also participants of the conversation and were way more enthusiastic than me, but then ..

" I'M ONLY PICKING ON GIRLS THIS WEEK. But next week it's the guys. SO YOU, SEE ME AT LUNCH"

Omg, sexist much? Dude LOOK AROUND, this is the 21st century, where women have equal rights to men and deserve to be treated equally, unlike back in those days when the Federation Movement began and you were busy watching black and white films with live piano accompaniments.

So in this case, everyone else - AHEM* looks at the two Daniel's and Justin - gets off free and I'm forced to eat my chicken-burger-which-the-chicken-does-not-even-reach-both-ends-of-the-bread at 1:06pm with some guy three times my age and in a room with no proper air ventilation. Wow, that surely sounds VERY appealing, non?

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And to add to the injury, all this happened before the Non Calc exam, and is the cause of mental illness/high emotional and stress levels which were present when I sat for the exam. So if I fail .. I'LL SEE YOU NEXT TIME WITH JUDGE JUDY.

lol nonono I'm kidding =S don't give me another detention.

And so, being the dilligent and punctual student I am, I arrived at his/her office at 1:06pm (plus point five of a millisecond due to my snail-walking-pace) only to find the particular individual missing. Just making sure, I rushed around the entire school in search of him/her so I would not be mistakenly thought as "missing detentions on purpose." But alas! no prevail..

So then I decided to PERSEVERE, and pay the visit at second half of lunch, then perhaps there will be someone home by then. OH, HOW I WAS DECEIVED! No "knock knock, who's there?" for me!

Do you know how dangerous it is, for an underaged teenage girl to be running around the school by herself while carrying books the height of Mt Everest? Do you not realise that this positions herself as a perfect victim for some others? OO"""""""

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But anyways, he/she forgot all about it yday during class. == Oh wells, my superlong post ends here.

xx.
Mr .. G .. E ORGE ..