Disclaimer: this story may be entirely fictional. Or not.. =='

I hate it when teachers buy you in with things.

Okay, PICTURE THIS.

It's the last term of being free little year 8's, ready to pick our electives and *gasp* oh so many to choose from! Should I do PASS or Commerce? Textiles or Geo elective? Or should I spend the next two precious years of my life under the teachings of our inspirational, one and only music master .. MR GNOW >_> *mind reflects back to the good old days in G13*

"ockay beee quite ! kif put dat chair dowwwn! jonorfen and bayoo SITTOWN!!" - suddenly insert quiet and calm voice - "ockay rebcka you can go sit on der piano stool .. "

LMFAO good times ..

Anywho .. moving on. Whilst our year advisor was busily answering the neverending questions that flowed from Mr Kwon, I looked down at my list of what will succeed me in the future exam that consist of three letters .. when my eyes stumbled on a topic that sounded so fascinating to me.. namely ..

PHOTOGRAPHY.

Back in those times, being the dillusioned and a silly littlun I was, I thought Photography consisted of capturing emotions and expressing through black and white photography, processed in darkrooms and learning techniques regarding different lenses of cameras.

But JUST TO MAKE SURE, on one hot Thursday summer afternoon, Jerry and I rushed to the Visual Arts staff room to inquire about the photography course next year. We were greet with the info from this 29382187218 page book that teaches you about the design and art in photography and how we will be developing some ourselves and how photography truly opens up windows of opportunities and will inspire you all around. So being the inspired young art students we were, Jerry and I were TRES excited and immediately decided that this was ALOT MORE WORTHWHILE than the making of punk jewellery that Textiles had to offer. (which Tom and others later found out, no such luck.. no punk jewellery for you ! xD)

=='''''''' Oh little did I know what I was signing up for.

*mind rewinds to this morning in photography class*

Me: OMFG IS IT JUST ME, OR IS THIS THE 9TH TIME I'M TRYING TO CUT THIS STUPID CARDBOARD WITH THIS RAZORBLADE!
Simon: eh.. it's the other way ..

LMFAO so noob =='

*press rewind to last week's photography lesson*



Teacher: now, using PHOTOSHOP ELEMENTS, open the file and YOU SHALL DISCOVER A FRUIT! Now using the MAGIC LASSO, go around the image and the MOVE TOOL, place the fruit onto of Tony Blair's face ..

Me and Jerry: O_O"

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But as long as I'm not making tribal partner dances, I'm fine. xD

Oh, and happy bday for yesterday Fred. =] Hope you liked your presents and have fun smashing your bro and getting a sock tan. xD

xx.
George.

"Never let go of anything that you cannot go past a day without thinking about .. " x/3