DID YOU KNOW..

That back in those days .. (no, not those times when our parents were little and had no money and could not afford a computer, let alone '97 version publisher ..) during the Shakespearian times, "wanton" meant sexy/erotic and "stale" meant bitch?

Bet you didn't! Well you learn something new everyday =) Go get some education!

Anyways .. ==

YOU KNOW, this morning, the MOST EXCITING THING HAPPENED TO ME.
dun dun dun - insert extra dramatic music -

Well well well.. this morning I woke up with my head the weight of a council rubbish-collecting truck, my eyes as big as the size of Valentino's 29 inch? biceps triceps .. and whatever other 'ceps' he has. >_>

So then I dragged my 20 tonne photography diary and my bag to school, walking slowly while staring into the sunlight so the uv rays are slowly letting melanomas roam freely and have tea parties in my bloodstream. So here I am, an innocent, studious, dilligent, eager school girl, making her way to school and not to some dark alleyway to smoke crack coccaine like those other cliche society teenagers .. soaking in every inch of precious sunlight which we have scarcely felt in the duration of the summer season, when all of I sudden I turn the corner .. and

SMASHHHHH SCREEEEEEEEEEECH @(#*(*&#*$&#*$&!!!! WTF?!?!?!

And all of a suddenly, this lady started stopped angrily 2 cms from me and screamed out " OMG I CAN'T SEE YOU IN THE SUNLIGHT!"

O_O

Yes, you read that right.. she can't see me .. IN THE SUNLIGHT. It would've been understandable if it was in the dark .. because then with my super tanned charcoal skin it would be extremely hard and a tedious job to spot in amist of the extremely small undergrowth (the grass) and the suburban houses.. but in bright daylight? Surely my shirt is not so pure and superbleached and reflects a thousand electromagnetic waves that just happen to stab her in the eye? When has the quality of my washing machine improved dramatically? I thought its nature was displayed in the result of my "ripped/stretched/gangster" size 16 school jumper, courtesy of Lost Properties.. ==

You know, I think we have become the guinea bigs for stress and strain, to demonstrate our coping abilities through the adversities we are confronted with. I know that year 9 is a new step to our vivid and colourful education, BUT SURELY THAT DOES NOT INVOLVE SITTING INFRONT OF THE COMPUTER SCREEN 24/7 AND RESORTING TO MSN AS A LAST CHANCE OF ENTERTAINMENT?

*shakes head in disgust* SHAME ON YOU MR RUDD! What happened to education revolution? Although I know deep within the darkness of my heart (LOL "Lord Of The Flies" essay) that it is not in the wrong of our great chinese-communicating prime minister .. ==' but I guess, the earlier we get exposed to masses of work, the better? But I just think that being "prepared for the future" requires something more than sitting infront of a computer while your brain cells are dying due to the exposure to extremely harmful radiation.

Sigh .. and I'm losing more and more brain cells by the minute. Hey! There goes another one! and one .. and another!

Nooooooo come baaccckkk *attempts the grab*

xx.
George.