... and i almost forgot to blog today...

This afternoon after I got home i fell straight into bed and slept for 3 hours. NOT SURPRISINGLY /BISHES/.

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And so continues my battle against teachers and raging life. Among the several...

First of all, what right do teachers possess that enables them to a) drag the chicks away from the guys for pe just because "it is obvious that those poor little girls are struggling to find fun and confidence among the opposite sex", b) select sports that result in a biased approach to marking due to prior training and "class stratafication" (gosh- get a life and start reading political satires about the russian revolution) and c) unfairly accuse students of wrong doing and lack of practical technique (due to not being priorly taught).

I. AM EFFING. FAILING. PE ==''. What happened to the 95, 99% pe yearlies? -glances sideways at geo-

What am I now? an uncoordinated noob who doesnt know how to play netball?? For example, just a few days ago: "Yes now who else trains with me? yes YOU, go and stand out the front with the other netball people. Now the rest of you, evenly divide yourself into groups and make sure you have one who has played before, please... ANTHEA!! (which was probably directed at me due to suddenly marching over and grabbing the ball): You're not throwing the ball properly! (I felt like pointing out to him that it was called a "chest pass" and the fact that he hasn't shown us WHAT is the correct way to chuck a ball in netball yet) -proceeds to demonstrate the "shoulder pass" and begins to ask me if i was ok with mastering the concept-

"LYNETTE!! OFFSIDE!! Now, when it's confident that another team member can catch the ball, we shouldn't BUNCH UP and make it harder for everyone else, so instead of running in to catch it you should run into a space to make it easier for.... LYNETTE!!!! OFFSIDE!!"

Cheeszus. Now let's press fast forward and journey through our every so loved "My Fair Lady" production proudly presented by Ms Gnow's musical troupe!

Lynette and Anna uncoordinately/supportunit ly followed by Aaron:

-plays the introduction- and 5, 6, 7, GOO.... well GO!!! (Aaron): ohhh.. THE RAIIINNN IN SPAIIIINNN IS...

mS Gnow: NO NO NO STOPP STOPP ARLON!! you gott tuu come in on the triplett you noo? Ok let's start from de topp

(Lynette and anna): -plays the introduction- and 5, 6, 7.. (Aaron): the RAAAIIIINNN (Lynette and Anna): GO (Aaron): in SPAIIIINNN COOMEESSS POOOURRRINNGGGG...

ms Gnow: NO NO STOPP!! Remember arlonn?? Yes? on GO this time, arlon

(Lynette and Anna): and five... six... (aaron): THE RRAIIIIINNN IN SPAAIIINN (Lynette and Anna): seven GOO!!

=.=''

Oh yes, and my favourite teacher Mr moho for the win!

"noooww i vill give yoo back yuuer tests... gary? yes.. Anna? Lynette? WYNCENT?? OK now do the sheet... yes, Vinston? Did you have a question??"

AHAHAHAHA ROFLMAOOOOO!

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