1. NEVER EVER go to the opera house & go sightseeing in the CITY like asian tourists and take cameras along with you ==
2. Taxi drivers love ripping you off if they think you’re a tourist X_>
3. Never run in Cross Country because SOMEONE -looks @ George- made you go in it.
4. If you do, make sure you don’t end up first. From the other end.
5. Never say in a VERY loud voice and a bad Chinese accent “OH LOOK ITS MR. GNOW LAHH” when he is within a 5-metre radius.
6. Bob's feet are huge, and therefore not suitable to borrow her shoes for running long distance.
7. cos they'll fall off halfway.

Well, well, well.

It’s a fine Monday morning, the sun is shining and the sky is a prettiful blue, and little cute little birdies are twittering and flying around and, overall it’s a great day.

So. What do you do?

You grab TWO cameras (just in case one of them runs out of batteries) sling one of them over your neck, put HEAPS OF sunscreen on for “PROTECTION FROM THE SUN” take the ferry (>_>) to circular quay, run to the opera house and then take heaps and heaps of photos like ASIAN TOURISTS and then pose in front of the harbour bridge and take photos AGAIN ==

When you get to the city… what do you see??

Heaps of other Asian tourists taking luvos in front of the harbour and tourists getting ripped off in the lame souvenir shops @ the city with those retarded t-shirts with kangaroos and koalas all over them, and those ugly bags that say “I LOVE AUSTRALIA” all over them. xD

Oh what great fun. I now know what it feels like to be an Asian tourist O_O

But yeas. Overall, City was ghey and I got tanned again and I got heaps of mozzie bites and sore feet ==

Wows. What a short post >_>

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KINGTOM