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I quickly extend my hand and grabbed the hard, good quality, cardboard-like paper (most likely courtesy of Office Works - THE WORKS) with my sweaty hands to prevent enormous embarassment caused by Ms P saying my Chinese name another gazillion times. Slowly I squinted down the list of subjects and breathed a sigh of relieve as the list of straight A's came into view.


I then glanced across the columns - Brings equipment: Always, Well prepared for class: Always, Demonstrates respect and responsibility: Always. Always Always Always Al-


Out of the 50 columns (dominated by 49 Always) my eyes lingered on AN BIG, UGLY, BLACK TIMES NEW ROMAN FONTED "SOMETIMES" STARING RIGHT BACK AT ME, as though sniggering at me for getting such a horrid mark.

Huh? Sometimes? What could I do that is surely so unstandable to teachers.. ? I sometimes meets assignment/homework deadlines? Whaat?! WHEN HAVE I HANDED IN AN ASSIGNMENT LATE?

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Exactly. And guess what subject I'm talking about?

Oh so is this a payback now? For all the times in class we laughed at James' jokes and Arkash's way of saying "ockay!!" Just because not all of us enjoy the Chinese Pentatonic scale, doesn't mean that you can give us low marks for no reason. Oh sorry I'm not a member of the goalball committee. ==

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LOLS. Anyways yeah today marks the distribution of reports. Today was also the day that I realise the true meaning of "asian black market" and "coke smuggling." LOL okay I shall say no more x)

Multicultural day was pointless. I mean, here we are, a group of asians EATING ASIAN FOOD. Very multicultural, non? I seriously don't know why I bother getting noodles, since I'll be living in that stuff for the next month or so..

My plane departs tomorrow morning so for all those wannabe hijackers out there - I own weapons of mass destruction so don't bother hijacking unless you wanna die in a horrendous way lols. * looks away..*

I'll miss you guys!! Meet up some place in China? Just not dark alleyways eeeehh .. only people like LITDN hangs there ..

I certainly hope that this has been a short and jocular conversation.

xx.
Peter Garret- wait no, GEORGE. xD