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Friday, December 7, 2007

Don't you guys just hate webcams?

Yeah I know, you can see people when they're miles away and yadayada it's so kool in technology BUT LET ME TELL YOU.

If you're like me, and have a tendency to SMILE STUPIDLY at the computer, then a webcam convo is exactly what you DO NOT NEED. Okay, here's the scenario - you are sitting comfortably in your chair and reading information from this wonderful site (oh whaddaya know, http://www.s2-sg.blogspot.com/ .. no dnt click on it losers, you're on it already) when suddenly those annoying IM bars starts flashing in that bright orange colour and the oh-so-familiar sound of DOO DOO DOO comes vibrating from your speakers. Oh, it's one of your friends going " HEY LETS DO WEBCAM ! =D"

Oh, my mind explodes into a million pieces as my eyes travel over the letters.. W E B C A M. Oh non non non je n'aime pas webcam, merci.

So then, you waste all this time trying out excuses to NOT use webcam, when finally you give in to the persisting. Dammit, this is where the horror starts =OO

So there you are, watching a moving image of yourself move in SLOW MOTION because of the lagging, and watch while your friends are staring blankly in confusion and amusement going"hey are you okay? You look stonned.. "

OH NO I'M SO STONNED THAT IT TAKES ME 4 MINS TO WAVE. ==

And then when it finally start to flow smoothly again, you continue your reading of some other website or another convo, and then comes across something amusing, AND STARTS GRINNING STUPIDLY AT THE SCREEN. And then suddenly you realise that the webcam is still on and your friend on the other end is deciphering whether you're laughing at them or whether you're just plain speddy like that dude in Dumb and Dumber. ==

I will not even mention what happens when parentals come in. =\

So, therefore :. (three dots) WEBCAMS <>_>

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*deep breathe and takes a sip of water*

Sigh, what happened to those old days when we learnt to "never judge a book by it's cover" or "judge someone else by the standard you judge yourself" ? Have those wise sayings been going down the drain like the grass on our school oval?

Think about it.

xx.
George the Elf.

SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWWWWN.
Yes he's real cos I believe. =)

( I think Jerry is probably reading this with ultimate disgust. xD )


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