Anger. Tears. Chain gangs. Cane gangs (?). PERSIAN WAR. This is the story- the story of trust and betrayal, love and vengeance. This is the lifestory of Soulgroup.

(2006-2007 AD)

We hardly slept a wink the night before the first day of highschool at OH LORD! BAULKHAM HILLS HIGH lah! Ah ni shi shang ballkumm hill mah? Wahh cong ming ah!

The restless year 7s would-be had already planned their next six years at baulkham hills high- to extend their educational ability to the max, never to be distracted by my appearance or conflicts with friends, EDUCATION= PRIORITY! Ah how we must study before starting school to get a head-start in the tense competition between students at this renowned academically rich school, not? Oh no, this size 12 skirt looks a bit too short and revealing… perhaps I should stick with the 16 to be on the safe side, like all the other girls. Ahh this bag looks slightly too small, oh dear maybe I should buy a bigger one to make sure I can fit all my textbooks in it? Oh yes, better not forget my hat tomorrow… (disgusting black flappy rimmed school one) I’m going to protect myself from UV rays! I must not use god’s name in vain. I must not use god’s name in vain. I must not use god’s name in vain.

…

-the next day-

WOW the big gym is so big! OH MY GO… gosh EEWW GROSS that guy from our school ACTUALLY HAS A MUSTACHE! EEEEEWWW that girl unbuttoned her second button –shields eyes- ahhhhhh so revealing.. aiyahhh all these people are swearing so badly. The S word.. even the F word! –faints-

I still remember the unfamiliar, lost feeling I experienced when we first sat down in the year 7 corner of the hall and had our first assembly. A black haired, kind of lynette lookalike with a little side fringe thing girl sat next to me. Her name was Betty Liu. She was my first baulko friend.

“And don’t forget to order your roses at lunch time this week for somebody special…”

“OHHHH” –insert gobsmacked/disgusted facial expressions at eachother- (wtf..)

-PD-

MR SMITH: “And it comes to the point in time where everyone gets to the stage where you are educated about it… this term we will be learning about sexual intercourse and-“

“AAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW”

-five minutes later- “Yes and when that happens it is called an erection-“

“AAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW”

ROFLMAO I still remember that phase.

-a few weeks later into the first term-

“Hey you’re in my sewing class right? Oh can I take your sheets home so I can photocopy them coz I lost mine.” –looks up and sees random chick with mushroom hair and glasses talking to me-
“Yep sure, they’re at home, I’ll photocopy them and give them to you tomorrow”

And that was how the strong army forces consisting of busbuddies Lynette and Angela united.

Chicks started getting tired of seeing their 2 m long skirts in the mirror. It made their legs look so.. un-sexy. Black hair was so.. plain and dull. Fringes make everyone look prettier. Un-layered hair is so ew. Backpacks are so big and unfeminine.

And VOILA, that marked the outgoing of the EDUCATION=PRIORITY age.

And then there was the whole “OHH GARY I’LL PAY YOU 20 DOLLARS IF YOU PUT YOUR ARM AROUND THAT GIRL” “OOOOOOOOHHHHH GARRY!!”

(WTF ==”)

Lynette to angela: Hey wait a minute why is that lynette lookalike chick betty and anna laughing so loudly at the rumour? Omg they should start getting some proper friends, shouldn’t they Angela??

Betty to sidekick anna: wtf lynette better not start a rumour about me now just coz of her rumour with gary… coz my friends are good at bitchslapping

Lynette to secret spy emma ngai: well.. since I don’t have msn can you please tell betty that she should go get some friends…

Betty to friends: omg that angela chick has such mushroom hair

Lynette to secret spy emma: oh yes I nearly forgot, tell her that just because…

etcetc

Oh yes. It was war between stormtroopers MUSHROOM ANGELA AND LYNETTE, and Nazis UGLY BETTY AND HER SIDEKICK ANNA!

-a few months later-

"EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW IT'S A HCAOTKCOC IN A PLASTIC BAG!! HEY GIVE IT BACK!! KEKEHAHAHAHA HEEE HEEHEE KAKAKA KEKE KIKI...

-Betty and Anna walks up to apprehensive sg {consisting of emma, eugenia, angela and lynette), and lynette and angela sideglance at eachother cautiously- "Oh my god they're pissing me off" Then, agreeing in frenzy, we all exploded into a deep conversation about "that fucking bitch" and "if she fuckign tries to... i will fucking..."

And that marked the unison of sg full version and they lived happily ever after =)

the end.