I cannot believe how many saved drafts for posts are there in my Microsoft Word. I’m soon developing the FRED SYNDROME – and that is a big nono =)

Okay, so, last night I was just finish eating my very yummy dinner and planned to waste the rest the evening lazing on the couch and watching TV until suddenly this ringing sound disturbed my very train of thought ..

So then I picked up the phone, thinking it was some stupid telemarketer called Patrick telling me that I’ve won a brand new mobile phone AGAIN when Fred’s voice rang through the telephone, making the artificial components inside the telephone to vibrate and the sound travels through compression waves and rarefaction until the vibrations of the artificial membrane is decoded by my brain. (Thankyou, Science Focus) This whole process leads me decode the various sounds projected from Fred’s voice to ..

“ GEORGE GEORGE HAVE YOU DONE ENGLISH ?”

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT OH NOOOOOOO ..

Ahhh jeez just when I was about to truly redefine the word RELAXX.. and so I sat there, wondering whether this assignment was worth my time as my mind drifted back to term 2 when we finished our PCD poster and advertisement and according to her it’s “so good that I send them down to the principal. And now it’s right back on my desk and YOU WILL RECEIVE THEM NEXT LESSON.” And now it’s what, term 4? Leaves have fallen and flowers are starting to bloom. Aw cmon Mz Lee - WAKE UP, SEPTEMBER ENDED, AGES AGO.

I swear, English teachers are so overrated.

Every English lesson, Ms Lee comes STROLLING ALONG, arriving in the classroom JUST ABOUT 15 minutes late, dumps her big folder and sheets on her table, and looks around at us. And looks, and looks, and looks. If she had a speech bubble above her head.. it would say ..

“ I WONDER WHAT I SHOULD DO WITH THEM TODAY .. “

And then you can just picture the light bulb flashing on and off madly as the Einstein factor hits her – “ Oh I think you should write an essay! Everybody off to the library!” And march .. one two one two .. THE WHEELS OF A BUS GO ROUND AND ROUND ..

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Sometimes we may not be so lucky since the library is booked by other classes. Then it’s ooh the same scenario, with the 15min late entrance and the speech bubble .. ONLY ..

“ OH I think you should write an short response on .. – struggling to come up with a question – WHAT HEROIC QUALITIES THAT MAKE A GOOD PERSON A HERO. What are you waiting for? STOP TALKING and get out your books JEEEEZ you’re in year 8 not kindergarten. Don’t need me to tell you what to do.. “ -Looks all irritated-

And then we just sit there and resort to writing a few sentences when we know that Ms Lee is not going to mark it anytime soon, perhaps ever. And then after the 3rd minute, writing pointless characteristics becomes too boring for us and we struggle to find entertainment in passing around notes, which seem to be complaining about the same boring things anyway.

AND THEN TEACHERS THINK THEY DON’T GET PAID ENOUGH? THEY GO ON STRIKES? Surely all you need to do is go to class, make us watch a video and ask us to write essays which you do not mark or give useful criticism? As the Labour campaigned dude would say ..

“ I’m sorry Ms Lee, but you’ve lost me.”


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Now, where was I? Oh yeah, the English assignment. I end up finishing the whole thing at an hour where only nocturnal people roam around .. now that is what I call ..

“ LITDN”

If you don’t get it, just ask me. xD

So then, DUE TO THAT, I woke up this morning with puffy red eyes with DOUBLE very visible Jerry-sized eyelids. Not very appealing at all. And then when I went to get my black shoes from my cupboard, I was hit by my second surprise of the day – MY SHOES ARE YELLOW.

Haha, no it’s not what you think. Those fugly bugs from Fred’s garden HAS NOT mysteriously crept into my shoe cupboard overnight .. but you know those shoe padding on the side? Well, my lining thing came out, so all the spongelike substance in the padding came spurging out too! So more surprised than frustrated, I looked around the big cupboard to see if I can find another- OH VOILAAAA!!!! – Spots this pair of black flats – they’ll do for nows ..

ISN’T TODAY SO EXCITING?

Haha, I cbb to write more LOL. But just generally happy yknow? Haven’t felt so free in so long .. School softball got in finals and maths yearly results were alright for once. And tomorrow .. ESSA and futsal ..

YOU KNOW WHERE SG IS DURING ESSA COS ..

B R E A K I T
D O W N
N O W .


*Starts stepping* xDDD

xx.George.